Thor/Quotes

Thor's voice actor is Travis Willingham.

Abilities

Ability	Quote	Audio
God of Thunder	Behold the God of Thunder! (self and enemy)
	I am Asgard's might! (ally)
Lightning Realm	Lightning confinement!
	My power grows!
	Slow down!
Awakening Rune	Awaken the rage of battle!
	Battle fury burns!
	The wrath of Asgard!
Odinson Reborn Team-Up Ability	Hela does her duty!
	Ragnarok revives me!
	The Odinson Reborn!

Chatter

Condition	Quote	Audio
Hero Selected	I am the God of Thunder and the mightiest Avenger!
Hero Spawned	Asgardians NEVER shrink from battles or feasts.
	I am Asgardian, but I feel a deep kinship with the mortals of Earth.
	I was exiled from Asgard as a youth. Now I would lay down my life to save it.
	I will dare the very gates of Hel to save Asgard.
	It was on Earth that I truly learned what it was to become a hero.
	My brother Loki imperils not just Asgard, but all the Realms.
	The true warrior is not defined by strength, but by courage.
	Though I be a god, I would rather inspire mortals than be worshiped.
Hero Switch (Teammate)	I am Thor, son of Odin! No watcher, but a warrior!
	Verily, Thor Odinson is eager for battle.
	What group of heroes would not be strengthened by Thor?
Respawn	I am Thor Odinson, God of Thunder!
	The lightning of Asgard returns!
	To battle again!
	What battle can continue without Thor?
Set-up / Match Start	As long as I am worthy, I will raise Mjölnir in defense of what is right.
	Come, dine with me in Valhalla!
	Doom must answer for what he has done to Asgard, and all other worlds.
	I was born to battle, but I have learned to love peace as well.
	Mjölnir, let Heven and Hel hear thy soar!
	My heart hurts for my brother, but that will not stop me from defending Asgard.
	When all seems lost, just listen for the sound of thunder.
	Yggdrasill be praised! What an epic gathering across Realms it brought!
Set-up / Match Start Specific Locations	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park What cruel fate has befallen my beloved Midgard?
	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown The sun shall rise again on this fair city! So swears Thor!
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa The time for pageantry has come to an end already? A shame…
	Hydra Charteris Base No science can mask the stench of monstrous evil.
	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda maps I have heard tales of Wakanda's glory. The storytellers did not lie.
	Klyntar maps Such a hellish place could only give rise to monsters.
	Tokyo 2099 maps By Odin's beard, what spider lives in that sky-spanning web?
	Yggsgard maps Though battles take me across the stars, my heart is here, and always will be.

Points of Interest

These are 'easter egg' voice lines that are hidden throughout specific maps. Once you are in the trigger area, a secret voice line will play. They only play once the round has started.

Map	Trigger Area	Quote	Audio
Royal Palace Bifrost Garden	Loki Statue Mission Area	If Loki must fall to return this Golden Realm to its proper glory, so be it!
Royal Palace Odin's Archive	Gungnir Trident Team A Spawn	Asgard's heritage, swept up and hidden away by my brother's greed.
		Mighty Gungnir is but a relic collecting dust. Odin would be ashamed.
	Odin's Coffin Team B Spawn	Rest well, All-Father. I shall deal with your mischievous child while you slumber.
	Mission Area	Asgard's most sacred artifacts, endangered by this needless chaos.
Royal Palace Throne Room	Family Portrait Team A Spawn	We were family once. Perhaps, one day, we can mend our wounds…
	Throne	Brother or not, I shall remove the usurper from Yggsgard's throne!
		This should be mine. But first, Doom must be broken, and Loki with him.
	Large Murals Mission Area	Loki's deceptions are but a thin veil. Truth always triumphs in the end.
		My brother's lies know no bounds. And he himself knows no shame!
	Asgard Viewpoint Mission Area	Much has been lost in Asgard…but much might yet be reclaimed.
Shin-Shibuya	Stark-Fujikawa	Hoho, Stark. Even your riches are not eternal.
Yggdrasill Path	Loki Mural Attacker POV Right Room	Hmm, it seems the throne has not humbled my brother in the slightest…
	Hela Mural Attacker POV Right Room	I should have expected. Loki and Hela do make the perfect pair.

Eliminations

Condition	Quote	Audio
Final Hit	Another foe vanquished!
	For Asgard!
	I am Odinson!
	I bring the hammer down!
	Mjölnir strikes a heavy blow, haha!
	My hammer fell…and so did you, ha!
	Strike, Mjölnir!
	Thus I smite thee!
Final Hit on Hero	Black Panther An honorable foe, sadly misguided.
	Hela Now she tastes what she has served to so many others.
	Iron Man Stark, hmph. Always led by his pride.
	Loki Maybe defeat will humble him…someday.
	Magneto Fool. Uru isn't magnetic.
	Scarlet Witch Sorcery is no match for a good hammer.
	Spider-Man Run away home, little spider. Your neighborhood needs you.
Final Hit with God of Thunder	Cower before Asgard's lightning!
	I came, I saw, I smote!
	None can withstand my lightning!
Final Hit with Awakening Rune	Awaken, fury, and smite the foe!
	Laid low by lightning!
	When I awaken, enemies fall!
Final Hit on Sniper	No more will the sniper strike!
	The cowardly sniper is finished.
	Worry no more! The sniper is gone.
KO Assist	Asgard is with you!
	We fight well together.
	You have need of my strength!
Ace Team Wipe	Sit back and watch the Odinson at work!
	Strike harder, comrades! You're falling behind!
	This triumph is Asgard's alone!
Multi-KO Triple	A triumvirate of triumph!
	Threefold victory!
	Triple honor!
Multi-KO Penta	A full fist of victories!
	A ring for every finger!
	Five, friends! Five!
Revenge	I am avenged!
	I finish what you began.
	Vengeance is mine!
Environmental KO	Canst thou fly? I think not!
	Lost thy footing? Ah, pity.
	'Tis a long way down.
Saw Ally Death	Black Panther A great and generous king struck down. Avenge him!
	Groot Preserve but a splinter, and he will regrow!
	Hela No! Though she be my sworn enemy, we have need of her today.
	Loki Just like my brother to leave when we need him most.
	Namor The mighty oceans' king has fallen!
Saw Ally KO	Hela I wish you had always been Asgard's ally.
	Jeff the Land Shark A mighty bite, fish-dog!
	Loki Well struck, brother!
	Peni Parker The spider-robot is powerful!
	Squirrel Girl A storm of acorns! Well fought!

Call-Outs

Condition	Quote	Audio
Ally Damaged from Behind	Behind you, my friend!
	They are upon you, beware!
Being Healed Non-critical	I am barely wounded!
	'Twas but a scratch!
Being Healed Critical	My need was great.
	Timely aid!
Being Healed Health Pack	I am strengthened!
	My vigor returns!
Buff Damage Boost	I wreak battlefield havoc!
	Mine enemies tremble!
Buff Damage Reduction	Haha! Skin like Uru!
	I suffer less harm!
Buff Shield	A strong defense!
	Shielded from harm!
Debuff Crowd Control	I am not myself…
	Release me!
Debuff Vulnerable	I am easily wounded.
	I am…vulnerable?
Debuff Weakened	My might is drained.
	What magic weakens me?
Enemy Sighted	Our adversaries gather!
	The enemy is here!
Enemy Sighted Sniper	An enemy strikes from great distance!
	Beware! We are in the sights of a sniper.
	We face a deadly enemy from afar.
Object Sighted	Doctor Strange / Portal (Pentagram of Farallah) A magical gate. Strange is coming… Here is Strange's magical doorway! Let us ambush our enemies as they emerge!
	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh Caution, friends! An ankh. Floating ankhs steal your power. 'Tis best to destroy these ankhs if there is time.
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Alas, it seems Namor has unleashed his pets… What foul creature has Namor summoned now? What terrors have you called forth, Namor?
	Peni Parker / Bionic Spider-Nest Approach not the nest of spiders! Crush the spiders from afar! Mechanical spiders? Vile.
	The Punisher / Culling Turret A one-man castle tower? Destroy it! And armed tower. Let us besiege it! Beware the Punisher's turret!
Object Destroyed	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh I have smashed the ankh. The ankh is no more! We are safe from the ankh once more.
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Back to the depths, spawn of Monstro! Namor's beasts have been vanquished! The oceanic onslaught is over at last!
	Peni Parker / Bionic Spider-Nest Fear not, the spider-nest is gone. I have destroyed the spider-nest. The spiders are no more!
	Rocket Raccoon / Battle Rebirth Beacon I have smashed Rocket's beacon! There will be no more revivals! This beacon has produced its last armor.
	Rocket Raccoon / Cosmic Yarn Amplifier Rocket's yarn machine met Mjölnir. This amplifier is cosmically destroyed! Whatever this device did, it will do no more.
	The Punisher / Culling Turret Never fear, the turret is ruined. No more hiding, Punisher. The turret lies broken.
Outnumbered	They are too many.
	We are too few.
	We need all our allies.
Time Running Out Attack	There is little time. Strike!
	We must seize our victory now!
Time Running Out Defense	Hold a little longer, heroes!
	Stand fast! We have nearly won.

Communication

Condition	Quote	Audio
Acknowledge Yes	Aye!
	Verily.
Acknowledge No	I fear not.
	Nay.
Attack Here	Attack this place at once!
	This shall be our field of battle!
Caution Here	Come to this place if you wish to find our foes!
	This is where they can be found.
Defend Here	Defend this place with all your might.
	Do not dare to surrender this site.
Group Up	Stand with me!
	Together, my friends!
Hello	Greetings, friend!
	Hail, friend!
Need Healing	I require healing.
	Who has a healer's magic?
Need Help	I require aid… and perhaps mead…
	Your assistance would be a blessing…
Retreat	We must away!
	We must retreat!
Status Above 50% HP	I am well, and strong.
	I fare quite well.
Status Below 50% HP	I am wounded.
	Prayers would be most welcome.
Thanks	My deepest gratitude.
	You have my thanks.
Ultimate Status 0-89%	My thunder is still distant.
	The thunder builds but slowly.
Ultimate Status 90-99%	My power is nearly ready to unleash.
	The thunder approaches!
Ultimate Status 100%	I wield the power of Asgard!
	Witness my full might!
Ping Destructible Terrain	Leave nothing here standing!
	Let us do glorious damage to this place!
Ping Enemy	Ah! A worthy foe!
	I have spotted an enemy.
Ping Location	Be wary of this location, friends…
	Watch this place closely…
Ping Mission Area Attack	Claiming this site will ensure our victory.
	This domain must be ours!
Ping Mission Area Defense	Do not let them seize control of this place!
	They shall not take this land from us!
Ping Payload Attack	We must forge ahead with haste!
	We must move this vessel ever forward!
Ping Payload Defense	Their chariot must go no further.
	This vessel shall not pass.

Mission Specific

Condition	Quote	Audio
Domination Mission Area Captured	Raise a toast in celebration!
	We have triumphed, friends!
Domination Mission Area Neutral	Here is our battlefield.
	Our enemy is ready. Are we?
Mission Area Contested	Mount a stalwart defense!
	Repel them! Hold what is ours!
Empire of Eternal Night Central Park	Pushing Payload Ratatoskr! What a pleasant surprise! We shall have words with the Lord of the Vampires. Strong words.
	Stalled Payload Come! We must remove the vampire plague from this blessed realm! We shall not fail you, Ratatoskr. This, I pledge!
Empire of Eternal Night Midtown	Pushing Payload Ah! Avengers Tower beckons me once more! Little man of metal, you shall be our champion this day!
	Stalled Payload Fear not, tiny machine. We shall escort you safely. Onward, to the citadel of Midgard's Mightiest Heroes!
Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda Hall of Djalia	Pushing Payload This sacred carving of Bast must reach King T'Challa! Through the Hall of Bast we go!
	Stalled Payload Faster! We cannot fail! Time grows very short. T'Challa, we are coming!
Klyntar Symbiotic Surface	Pushing Payload I shall show Knull that a true god brings light, not darkness! This world's dark king shall not reign again! We shall make sure of it!
	Stalled Payload Make way! We journey into mystery! We must move swiftly, before Knull rises once more!
Tokyo 2099 Shin-Shibuya	Pushing Payload Fear not, Spider-Zero. We will protect you. We must escort Spider-Zero to Budokan.
	Stalled Payload Too little time for the distance that remains. Hurry! We have less time than I had hoped. Onward, quickly!
Tokyo 2099 Spider-Islands	Pushing Payload Protect Spider-Zero as she journeys toward the Shrine of the Weaver! Whatever you must do, Spider-Zero, we will get you there to do it.
	Stalled Payload The shrine approaches…but are we too late? We are not close! Hurry to the Master Weaver!
Yggsgard Yggdrasill Path	Pushing Payload Long has Yggdrasill protected Asgard. Now we must save the World Tree. On, Toothgnasher! On, Toothgrinder! We ride with you!
	Stalled Payload The World Tree is dying. We must hurry! We go too slowly!

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio
Adam Warlock	Thor: So, you are the perfect human? Adam Warlock: I gather that was the intent. Thor: Huh, typical mortals, to believe that despite their imperfections they could perfect themselves.
Bats	Empire of Eternal Night: Sanctum Sanctorum Thor: I, too, have a trusty hound. He is called Thori, and he is as ferocious as he is loyal! Bats: The loyal part I've got covered. Ferocious, eh, not so much…
Black Panther	Black Panther: This universe calls on me to protect it, and yet… Thor: You cannot forsake the people of your own kingdom. I understand that struggle all too well. Black Panther: Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Thor: Perhaps the only thing heavier than my hammer, old friend.
	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda Maps Thor: T'Challa, this is marvelous place. You should be proud. Black Panther: My pride is in its people. Thor: And my pride will be fighting on your side this day. Black Panther: Wakanda forever!
Black Widow	Thor: You look…different than the Natasha I knew. Black Widow: Just older. Thor: You are she? Time is a trickster. Black Widow: Hmm..Just like your brother. Like your brother. Thor: Up to his usual betrayals. After this, we must smite him.
Captain America	Captain America: Thor! We're gonna need a little Asgardian muscle. Thor: A little? Haha! I brought a lot!
	Thor: I knew you in…another time. Captain America: Wouldn't surprise me. Thor: You were a great leader, and an example to all warriors. I would be proud to fight with you. Captain America: All right, then. Welcome to the resistance.
	Yggsgard Maps Captain America: Not the Asgard I remember, that's for sure. Thor: Still it is my home, and Loki's scheming could destroy it. Captain America: I'm with you, Thor. We won't let that happen. Thor: If Mjölnir should fall from my hand, I know someone worthy will pick it up and go on.
	Yggsgard Maps Thor: Captain. You honor Yggsgard with your presence. Captain America: If we can get you back on that throne, the honor will be all mine, Thor.
Cloak & Dagger as Dagger	Yggsgard Maps Dagger: How could anyone defile such a beautiful place? Thor: My brother only sees beauty in control. Dagger: What a sad way to see the world.
Doctor Strange	Thor: Wizard! I thought you were imprisoned on another plane. Doctor Strange: Nobody can keep me locked up for long. Thor: Ha! That's what I said in the Tower of Solitude. Doctor Strange: I know. Loki might have cast a spell of silence in the Tower, but I could hear you loud and clear on the astral plane.
	Thor: Stephen, old friend, be mindful that the barrier between Realms is most fragile. Doctor Strange: It is indeed troubling, Thor. The mystic community on Earth is helping me monitor all kinds of dimensional disturbance. Thor: It is always reassuring to have you in Midgard.
Hawkeye	Thor: Archer! *chuckles* I hope you don't plan to miss today. Hawkeye: Why would I plan to miss? Thor: Oh, it's a little joke before battle. Eh, nevermind.
	Thor: Hawkeye! We go into battle together! Hawkeye: Don't hit me with thunder, 'kay? Thor: Hahaha! No promises.
Hela	Thor: Whatever bargain you think you struck with Loki, he will betray you. Hela: That's hardly your concern, Odinson. Thor: Asgard is my concern. Hela: Then you should worry about Loki, not me.
	Hela: Odinson. Your realm is in peril. Thor: I will preserve it…and then you and I will have our reckoning.
	Yggsgard Maps Thor: Now we fight to save what you would destroy. Hela: Why would I destroy a beautiful thing when I could rule it? Thor: Look well on Asgard's beauty, Queen of Hel, for you will never possess it. Hela: You are bold, Odinson. You will make a fine lieutenant in my legions…another time.
	Yggsgard Maps Hela: Loki believes he is saving Asgard. Thor: Loki lies, even to himself. And if you believe him, you are lying to yourself. Hela: It matters not. Asgard will be mine in the end.
Hulk as Bruce Banner	Yggsgard Maps Bruce Banner: Thor, what am I even doing here? How can I help? Thor: If we are to defeat Loki, we must win a battle of minds as well as arms. Bruce Banner: And I do have some gamma grenades. Thor: Yes! Haha! Put them to good use.
Hulk	Hulk: My fists, your hammer. Let's go. Thor: Oh, the battle is joined!
	Thor: Banner, 'twill be good to smash villains in your company. Hulk: Absolutely. You gonna do lightning tricks? Thor: Hoho, like you have never seen before. Hulk: Show time!
Human Torch	Yggsgard Maps Human Torch: You're the God of Thunder, right? Does Yggsgard need a God of Fire? Thor: The flames of Surtur are more than enough to warm this realm. Human Torch: Okay… how about a God of Awesomeness then? Thor: Oh, I fear that role is filled as well, my friend. *chuckles* You gaze upon him now.
Invisible Woman	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown Thor: While the men of science prattle on, we shall take this fight to the streets! Invisible Woman: You know, there happen to be men AND women of science in this fight. Thor: Then perhaps you can enlighten me as to the meaning behind his perplexing words… Invisible Woman: Yeah, I WISH my four doctorates in bio-chem helped me understand Reed…
Iron Fist	Yggsgard Maps Thor: They say you plunged your fist into the heart of a dragon, child. Iron Fist: That's the story. Why? You got one that needs slaying? Thor: Not yet… But if my foolish brother awakens the Midgard Serpent… Iron Fist: Say no more, Thor. I'll make sure my fist is charged up, just in case.
Iron Man	Thor: Stark. Iron Man: Goldilocks. Thor: Ugh, even here, at the end of all times, you persist with the nicknames. Iron Man: Well, if I ever call you by name, it'll be a sign that I'm actually Loki. Thor: Good to know.
	Iron Man: I hope you're feeling worthy today, Goldilocks. We've got our work cut out for us. Thor: Mjölnir brings the wrath of the Odinforce to our enemies! Iron Man: Now that's how you start a battle.
	Thor: Hmm, yet another new suit of armor, eh, Stark? Iron Man: Well, you know me. Always eager to improve. New wars call for new weapons, after all. Thor: Mjölnir has remained the same since the very day it was forged! Iron Man: Yeah, well, give me a suit of enchanted Uru armor, and I promise I won't change a thing!
	Yggsgard Maps Iron Man: Well, this is quite a situation, isn't it? Hostile takeover. You got 86ed by other board members. Thor: I will gather my own board and take them over! Hostilely! Iron Man: That's the entrepreneurial spirit.
Jeff the Land Shark	Thor: What manner of creature are you? Jeff: MRRRRR! Thor: Strange allies this war has brought together.
Loki	Thor: We were inseparable as children, you and I. Loki: And then we grew up. Well, one of us did. You remain a stupid child, heh.
	Thor: Did we not always imagine this, brother? Battling side by side with the fate of the realms at stake? Loki: Ah…What if we did? Thor: Now it is happening! Loki: Though most unlike how either of us pictured.
	Loki: Oh, spare me your heroic platitudes, brother. Thor: If you will curb your cynical tongue. Loki: A difficult bargain!
	Thor: Brother. Loki: Brother. Thor: This changes nothing about the reckoning you must face for what you have done to Asgard. Loki: I know you believe that. But time, as we shall see, doesn't always move in a straight line…
	Thor: Brother, remember that time you *chuckles* picked Munin's feathers clean and Father was FURIOUS!? Loki: It wasn't me! Thor: Oh, like Hel it wasn't. But I never figured out how he could forget? That bird remembers everything! Loki: After YOU picked him clean, I knew I would get blamed… so I made him forget.
	Yggsgard: Royal Palace Thor: You have ensorcelled our father, and painted lies in the palace he built. Loki: Our father is old and tired, brother. And a new war needs new stories, does it not? Thor: Asgardians have ever been warlike, yet only you have ever set against your own kind. Loki: I do seem to have unique gifts.
	Yggsgard: Yggdrasill Path Thor: You would tap the very roots of Yggdrasill? For what? Loki: Chronovium, brother. Chronovium, and power. Thor: And when the World Tree is drained and perishes? What of your plan then? Loki: All things have an end, brother, save Loki's ambition…
Luna Snow	Yggsgard Maps Luna Snow: What a magnificent place. Thor: It is my home. We must save it. Luna Snow: From Doctor Doom? Thor: Doom is no threat to Asgard…but Loki is.
Magneto	Magneto: Should you fall, Thunder God, I shall put that hammer of yours to good use. Thor: Mjölnir can only be lifted by those who prove worthy. I fear you are not on that list. Magneto: Who needs to lift it when I can reshape its Uru metal and release the cosmic storm within? Thor: A terrifying proposition. I pray to Odin that we triumph so it will never come to pass…
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa Thor: I was told this was to be a day of revelry! Yet chaos has reared its head once more. Magneto: Many have sought to disrupt the peace we have built here on Krakoa. We shall not allow it. Thor: You have changed much since first we met, Magneto. From righteous villain to selfless protector. Magneto: An evolution even I could not have predicted… but my fellow Mutants deserve no less.
Mister Fantastic	Yggsgard Maps Thor: You are one of Midgard's most brilliant minds, Reed Richards. Surely, if any knows how to save the Realm Eternal, 'tis you. Mister Fantastic: I have some ideas… but as a man of science, I've learned to admit that some forces are beyond my comprehension or control. Thor: You are wise beyond your years, mortal. A shame you have so few left ahead of you.
Moon Knight	Thor: You are the avatar of a divine being, are you not? Moon Knight: I'm the Fist of Khonshu, God of the Moon. Thor: Ah, of the Ennead, the Egyptian Pantheon. I was never fond of him. Taweret, however… Moon Knight: Heh, yeah, she's great. But no one would take me seriously if I busted skulls wearing a hippo costume.
	Yggsgard Maps Moon Knight: Nice hammer. Can I borrow it until we finish saving your realm? Thor: Mjölnir can only be lifted by those deemed… worthy. Moon Knight: I'm not perfect. But Khonshu seems to think I'm worthy enough. Thor: I have met Khonshu. Pardon me if I do not take his word.
Namor	Thor: Ah, Namor! 'Tis a joy to have a fellow monarch fighting by my side! Namor: A king is only as powerful as the army he commands. Mine is at the ready. Where is yours? Thor: Yggsgard's warriors currently answer to my brother, Loki… but that is soon to change… Namor: Ah, I see. Well, until then, step aside and let a true king lead the charge!
Ratatoskr	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park Thor: Tell me, noble beast… Who has been protecting this sacred forest while I was banished far beyond this realm? Ratatoskr: A frog, my liege. But at least it was one with a hammer…
Rocket Raccoon	Rocket Raccoon: Hey. Thor. Lemme see the hammer. Thor: No. Rocket Raccoon: I just wanna see if it'll charge up my gun. C'mon. I'll give it back. Thor: No. Rocket Raccoon: Come on!
	Thor: How does a creature so small lift a weapon so large? Rocket Raccoon: Same as you, pal. I'm worthy. Wanna trade? Thor: Ha! Oh, verily you must jest, rocketeer! Rocket Raccoon: Eh. It was worth a try.
Spider-Man	Thor: Does anyone wish to find out if they're worthy? Come on, it'd be fun ;D Spider-Man: Haven't plenty people lifted it already? There's Cap, Jane Foster, that alien horse guy…
	Thor: All who oppose us shall fall before the might of Mjölnir! Spider-Man: Right… About that… You wouldn't happen to have any spare enchanted weapons, would you? Thor: Aye. But alas, both Stormbreaker and Jarnbjorn are currently in other hands, my friend. Spider-Man: Bummer. Any chance Odin had a spare set of mystical toenail clippers, or…? No…? Oh, well. Had to ask.
	Tokyo 2099 Maps Thor: Ah, a web befitting the Spider-God of your clan! Surely no other beast could have woven it. Spider-Man: Not so much a god. The Master Weaver. That's the Web of Life and Destiny. Thor: Ah, yes. More akin to the Norns than a true god. Spider-Norns!
Squirrel Girl	Thor: You are Midgard's Goddess of Squirrels, are you not? Squirrel Girl: Goddess? Me? Aw, heck, no. I'm just a girl, and these are just my furry little friends who… happen to take my every command. Thor: I, too, am proud to call a squirrel my ally! Ratatoskr, the rodent who calls the World Tree home! Squirrel Girl: Well, any friend of squirrels, is a friend of mine, your royal… Thor, uh, I don't— what do— uh, Thor—Thor guy dude, muscles… man?
	Yggsgard Maps Squirrel Girl: I know this isn't the most important thing, what with Loki taking over Asgard, and the Dooms destroying the timestreams, but— Thor: Yes… Squirrel Girl: Umm… Yes what? Thor: There are squirrels other than Ratatoskr in Yggdrasill's branches.
Star-Lord	Thor: I know many lords on many worlds, Peter Quill. None of them mention you. What are you lord of, precisely? Star-Lord: I mean, you know. The stars. *chuckles* It's like, everything. Thor: Asgard? Star-Lord: Ugh. Nah. No, I mean, ha, you can keep Asgard. Haha…
	Thor: Is "Star-Lord" a title of the Intergalactic Empire? Star-Lord: Uh, no. Thor: I knew numerous princes and marquises from Nordic Midgard… Harald Fairhair, Eric Bloodaxe. Your father must be a great king. Star-Lord: Nah. Nah, he was J'son the Jerkface! Haha. Yeah, I hate that guy.
	Star-Lord: You know, my element guns shoot lightning, y'know, just like that hammer of yours! Thor: Mjölnir does not "shoot lightning." It channels the unfettered power of the great cosmic mother storm! Star-Lord: So, um… I'm guessing you don't want to trade then? Thor: Not even in your wildest of dreams, Lord of Stars.
Storm	Storm: Ah, Thor, are you here to compare lightning? Thor: Milady, I could never. 'Twould crush your spirits. Storm: Oh, would it? Let us see what our enemies think. Thor: If any of them can yet speak when we have done!
	Thor: You have held Mjölnir, you control lightning… Mayhap you are Odin's long-lost daughter? Storm: No, thank you. The X-Men are enough family drama.
The Punisher	Yggsgard Maps The Punisher: We here to take it back? Thor: Asgard is not a place to be taken. It is a people to be led. The Punisher: Sounds pretty. I don't think your brother would agree. Thor: He will learn. One way or another.
Winter Soldier	Hydra Charteris Base Maps Thor: This is where you were kept? Winter Soldier: Yeah. Can't recommend the accommodations. Thor: Perhaps new ownership is called for. Winter Soldier: I'm kinda hoping the volcano erupts.
	Yggsgard Maps Thor: The weapon you wear is one worthy of a true warrior, mortal. Winter Soldier: It's not an enchanted hammer with a fancy name, but it'll get the job done. Thor: Together, perhaps we will be strong enough to knock my accursed brother from the throne he usurped. Winter Soldier: You know, "God Puncher" does have a nice ring to it…

Unused

Condition	Quote	Audio
Thunderous Deity Team-Up Ability	The God Tempest unleashed!
	Embrace Mjölnir's Might!
	Mjölnir's Gift upon you!