The Thing/Quotes

The Thing's voice actor is Andrew Morgado.

Abilities

Ability	Quote	Audio
Clobberin' Time	It's Clobberin' Time! (self / enemy)
	My favorite time! (ally)
Yancy Street Charge	Look out!
	Comin' through!
	Make way!
	(impact) Booyah!
	(impact) Let's rumble!
	(impact) Get shook!
Embattled Leap	Got your back!
	Benjy's here!
	I'll cover ya!
Cosmic Fastball Team-Up Ability	Let's go, Logan!
	Batter up!
	(trigger) The Thing: Ready, runt? (activation) Wolverine: Always.
	(trigger) The Thing: Fastball… (activation) Wolverine: Special!
Cooperative Comrades Team-Up Ability	Thanks, Suzie!
	That's the stuff!
	Solid teamwork!

Chatter

Condition	Quote	Audio
Hero Selected	Who needs Four when you've got one like me?
Hero Spawned	Checked my watch. It's almost Clobberin' Time!
	It ain't easy bein' this strong or this handsome!
	I promise ya, somewhere under all this rock is a heart of gold!
	Family always comes first. Even when it's Johnny…
	I'm actually the strongest one there is! Don't tell Hulk…
	Life was easier before all this galactic gobbledygook!
	There's a reason I'm Aunt Petunia's favorite nephew!
Hero Switch Ally	Benjamin J. Grimm, reportin' for duty!
	No thing like the real Thing, baby!
	Your ever-lovin', blue-eyed Thing is here!
Respawn	Ready to keep on rockin'!
	Benjy's back, baby!
	The Thing ain't goin' nowhere!
	Can't get rid of me!
	You kiddin'? I feel fantastic!
Set-Up / Match Start	You guys call for the cavalry? 'Cause Benjy's here, baby!
	Ugh. What'd Doomsy do to the universe this time?!
	Been fightin' cosmic menaces all my life. Just another day on the job.
	Gotta admit, it's always nice teamin' up with old friends.
	Anyone up for a few hands of cards after this?
	Do me a favor. Don't tell Alicia I was here. She thinks I'm grocery shoppin'.
	This sure is a long way from Yancy Street…
	Okay, already! Less talkin', more fightin'!
	Fair warnin'… Unlike my wrestlin' days, I won't be pullin' any punches!
	Well, ain't this a fantastic mess we've gotten ourselves into?
Set-up / Match Start Specific Maps	Empire of Eternal Night maps Hey, ya lousy vamps! Try to sink your fangs into this!
	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown We may be trapped in the dark, but I'm an ever-lovin' ray of sunshine!
	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park Central Park is lookin' more dangerous than Yancy Street!
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa The postcard made Krakoa look like paradise! How's that for false advertisin'?!
	Hydra Charteris Base maps Nothin' more satisfyin' than bustin' up Hydra's toys!
	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda maps When the heck did T'Challa go galactic?!
	Klyntar maps Lousy symbiotes… Always gettin' their goop stuck in my cracks…
	Tokyo 2099 maps Looks like we got ourselves a sticky situation here!
	Yggsgard maps Great. More cosmic weirdos pretendin' to be gods…

Points of Interest

These are 'easter egg' voice lines that are hidden throughout specific maps. Once you are in the trigger area, a secret voice line will play. They only play once the round has started.

Map	Trigger Area	Quote	Audio
Hell's Heaven Super-Soldier Factory	Giant Robot Outside Spawn Room	Now THAT looks like a real challenge.
Birnin T'Challa Stellar Spaceport	Ship Viewpoint Near Mission Area	I wanna pilot every one of these fancy ships.
Spider-Islands	Attacker POV: Left Edge Jumppad Before 1st Checkpoint	Ehh, it ain't the Brooklyn Bridge, but uh, it'll do.
Yggdrasill Path	Norn Stones Attacker POV: Right Room by 1st Checkpoint	Ah, fancy rocks. But I'm happy with the ones I got.

Eliminations

Condition	Quote	Audio
Final Hit	That's how we do it on Yancy Street!
	Not so tough now, are ya?
	Prob'ly shoulda stayed home, kid.
	Consider yourself clobbered.
	Woo, that looks like it hurt.
Final Hit Specific Hero	Human Torch Gotta admit, you had it comin', matchstick!
	Invisible Woman Sorry, Suzie. You know I never wanted to hurt ya.
	Iron Fist Keep your Iron Fist, kid. Rock works just fine.
	Iron Man Who needs metal when ya got solid stone, Tony?
	Mister Fantastic Too bad it had to end like this, Stretcho!
	Spider-Man Whaddya know! Spidey can stop blabbin' after all!
	Wolverine Rock beats scissors every time, Logan.
Final Hit Clobberin' Time	That was fun. For me.
	You got clobbered!
	They made one mistake… Fightin' me!
Final Hit Stone Haymaker	Too easy.
	That's gonna bruise!
	One and done!
Final Hit Sniper	That sniper won't be botherin' us again.
	Kicked that Shooter in the Tooter.
	Got the sniper. We're in the clear.
KO Assist	You can always count on me!
	No need to thank me.
	Always glad to help.
Multi-KO Triple	Got three of 'em!
	The big three!
	Three for me!
Multi-KO Penta	Five? Howsabout that!
	Five down!
	Five points for Grimm!
Ace Team Wipe	Think I got 'em all!
	Nobody left? Okay then.
	That should do it!
Revenge	Benji always collects.
	You push the boulder, you get crushed.
	Sorry, pal, but you were askin' for it.
Environmental KO	Ain't that convenient?
	Guess luck's on my side today!
	Not exactly the endin' I expected…
Saw Ally Death	Groot Seriously? Ain't you got no respect for nature?
	Human Torch Johnny?! Don't you quit on me, kid…
	Invisible Woman They'll pay for this, Suzie. I swear they will.
	Jeff the Land Shark Aww! Come on! Not the adorable baby shark!
	Mister Fantastic We can't do this without ya, Big Brain!
	Spider-Man You did your best, Spidey. Let us take it from here.
	Wolverine Guess even your healin' factor has its limits, pal…
Saw Ally KO Enemy	Black Panther And that's why you're the king, T'Challa!
	Captain America That's how ya do it old school, Cap!
	Invisible Woman Still wowin' us after all these years, Suze.
	Hulk You gotta teach me that move, big guy!
	Human Torch You actually did it, flame brain. I'm impressed!
	Mister Fantastic Now that's what I call hittin' a stretch goal, Reed!
	Namor OK Gill-Face, take it down a notch.
	Rocket Raccoon Not bad for a mangy little space rodent!

Call-Outs

Condition	Quote	Audio
Ally Damaged From Behind	Look out behind ya!
	Turn around, ya dope!
	Bad guys at your six!
Being Healed Non-Critical	Feelin' better already!
	Fit as a fiddle!
Being Healed Critical	I'll take all the healin' I can get.
	Really needed that boost!
Being Healed Health Pack	That could probably use this.
	Extra health? Nice.
Buff Damage Boost	Ooh! A little extra clobber!
	Thought I was strong enough already!
Buff Damage Reduction	These rocks don't chip, baby!
	That kinda tickles!
Buff Shield	Does this make me an Agent of Shield?
	Double the armor? Nice!
Debuff Crowd Controlled	Under some kinda spell!
	Can't control myself!
Debuff Vulnerable	Feelin' a bit exposed…
	Gotta take cover.
Enemy Sighted	Just the idiots I was lookin' for.
	Finally. Someone worth clobberin'.
	Well, well. Who have we here?
Enemy Sighted Sniper	Just what we needed. A sniper.
	We got a live shooter!
	Someone's snipin' for us!
Object Sighted	Doctor Strange / Portal (Pentagram of Farallah) Ya left the door open, Doc! Strange is playin' with portals again! The Doc made a fancy magic door.
	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh Some kinda mystical doohickey. Ugh. Moon Knight mumbo jumbo. Someone lose an ankh?
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Wait! I didn't order the seafood! Your friends are uglier than me, Namor! Time to squash some squids!
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest Aww. Ain't those little spiders the cutest? Huh? Creepy crawly little robots? Hey, Spidey! These your gizmos?
	The Punisher / Culling Turret That turret looks dangerous, Frankie… You got a license for that turret, Castle? The Punisher's aimin' for all of us!
Object Destroyed	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh Oopsie! Your ankh broke! Sorry 'bout your toy, Moonie! Ankhs for nothin', Spector! Ha!
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) What's next, Namor? Angry dolphins? Too easy, Namor… and too squishy! Sorry 'bout your pals, Namor.
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest Crushed those itsy bitsy spiders! Yuck! Got spider-bits all over my tootsies! Those spider-bots are exterminated!
	Rocket Raccoon / Battle Rebirth Beacon Smashed that lousy beacon! Rocket's beacon ain't a problem no more. Thing: One. Beacon: Zero.
	Rocket Raccoon / Cosmic Yarn Amplifier Took care of Rocket's amp. Pulled the plug on Rocket's amplifier. What? Did I blew out Rocket's amp?
	The Punisher / Culling Turret No turret can stop me, Frankie Boy. Frank's turret won't be punishin' no one. Aw. Broke the Punisher's big, nasty gun.
Outnumbered	Too many of 'em!
	They got us outnumbered!
	The odds sure ain't in our favor…

Communication

Condition	Quote	Audio
Acknowledge Yes	Uh huh.
	Sure. Why not?
Acknowledge No	No way.
	Nah.
Attack Here	Attack this spot!
	This is the place to hit!
Caution Here	This is where they've been hidin'…
	They're over here!
Defend Here	Gotta defend this spot.
	Keep this place safe!
Group Up	Let's get together!
	Gather 'round!
Hello	Heyo!
	How's it goin'?
Need Healing	Need some health!
	Anyone got a med kit?
Need Help	Help me out over here!
	Could really use some help!
Retreat	We'd better skedaddle.
	Exit, stage left!
Status HP ≥50%	Don't worry 'bout me!
	I'm doin' fine, thanks.
Status HP <50%	Not at my best.
	Could be better.
Thanks	Gee, thanks.
	Thanks a lot.
Ultimate Status 0-89%	Need a bit more juice…
	Gimme a bit more time!
Ultimate Status 90-99%	Almost ready to rumble.
	A couple more seconds…
Ultimate Status 100%	I'm good to go!
	Ready to throw down!
Ping Destructible Terrain	Let's smash this place up good!
	No need to hold back here!
Ping Enemy	Spotted another jerk!
	Found one!
Ping Location	Worth takin' a looksee!
	Check this place out!
Ping Mission Area Attack	Capture this area!
	Let's claim this spot.
Ping Mission Area Defend	Don't give 'em any ground!
	Hold the fort!
Ping Vehicle On Attack	Keep this thing movin'!
	We can't let 'em stop us now!
Ping Vehicle On Defense	Hold 'em where they are.
	They don't move another inch, got it?

Mission-Specific

Condition	Quote	Audio
Domination Mission Area Captured	Three cheers for us!
	Not too shabby!
Domination Mission Area Neutral	Gotta fight for what's ours.
	Hit 'em hard and fast.
Mission Area Contested	No backin' down.
	We don't budge, hear me?
Empire of Eternal Night Central Park	Moving Vehicle This should be a walk in the park! Ha! Oddly, this ain't the largest rat I've seen in New York…
	Vehicle Stopped No way we're lettin' the vamps take over our city! Outta the way, ya bums! Giant squirrel comin' thru!
Empire of Eternal Night Midtown	Moving Vehicle C'mon, H.E.R.B.I.E.! We got this! Follow me, little buddy!
	Vehicle Stopped Hang in there, pal. Benjy's on the case. Don't blow a gasket, H.E.R.B.I.E. We'll get ya there.
Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda Hall of Djalia	Moving Vehicle T'Challa needs help? No problemo! Wakanda and the FF go way back!
	Vehicle Stopped Keep it rollin'! Wakanda needs us! Promised the Panther we'd pull through!
Klyntar Symbiotic Surface	Moving Vehicle Time to take Knull out at the source! Let's hope this is the stuff that does Knull in!
	Vehicle Stopped We gotta get this thing underground now! If we don't start to move it, Knull wins!
Tokyo 2099 Shin-Shibuya	Moving Vehicle Ready to get it in gear, little lady? The Web's waitin' for us. Shall we?
	Vehicle Stopped Lemme clear out the traffic, Zero. Let's get that buggy movin'!
Tokyo 2099 Spider-Islands	Moving Vehicle Gassed up and ready to go, Zero! This'll be a joyride with me around, Spider.
	Vehicle Stopped Get ready to hit the throttle, Zero. Gettin' closer to the Web, kid. Keep it up!
Yggsgard Yggdrasill Path	Moving Vehicle We're counitn' on goats here? Great… Next stop: Big magic tree!
	Vehicle Stopped Enchanted axe, comin' through! Gotta clear the way to the World Tree.
Time Running Out On Attack	It's now or never!
	Let's get it over with!
Time Running Out On Defense	Hang on a little longer!
	Don't give up yet, gang!

Interactions

Hero / NPC	Quote	Audio
Black Panther	The Thing: Been way too long since we hung out, yer majesty! Black Panther: If only it were under better circumstances, Benjamin. The Thing: Eh. It's just the end of the world again. We'll have this solved before supper! Black Panther: Let us hope your optimism is not unfounded, my old friend.
Captain America	Hydra Charteris Base maps The Thing: Hydra again? Don't you ever get sick of these guys, Cap? Captain America: Of course. But as long as they keep coming back, I'll be here to fight them. The Thing: Lookin' at this place, I get the feelin' they're gonna outlast us both. Captain America: As it turns out, time is the one thing I have to spare…
Groot	The Thing: Lookin' a little dried out there, old pal. You feelin' okay? Groot: I am… Groot… [dejected] The Thing: Sorry! No offense! But if Johnny's around, you might wanna take cover. Just sayin'…
Hela	Yggsgard maps Hela: Hmm… A little small for a Kronan, are we not? The Thing: Don't gotta be a giant to make a big difference on the battlefield, lady! Hela: Such a noble heart will lead you to Valhalla instead of my domain. A pity. The Thing: Don't worry, doll. I ain't stayin' in any of these kooky realms for long!
H.E.R.B.I.E. NPC	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown The Thing: You know, if it wasn't for you watchin' the kiddos H.E.R.B.I.E, I don't know how the FF would ever go off on missions! H.E.R.B.I.E: I quite enjoy my time with the Richards children. At least when Master Franklin isn't trying to reprogram me to do his homework...
Hulk Bruce Banner	The Thing: Wasn't expectin' you, Doc. Where's the big green guy? Bruce Banner: This isn't a problem that requires the Hulk. Yet. The Thing: Got a bad feelin' that's about to change real quick-like. Bruce Banner: If it does, I'll be ready. And, hopefully, so will he.
Hulk Hero Hulk	Hulk: Could use a partner for some smashing. The Thing: It's clobberin'time!
	Hulk: We gonna have a problem being on the same team? The Thing: Nah! I'm glad you showed up, Hulkie. I was worried I'd be the ugliest one here! Hulk: Watch your mouth, Grimm. The Thing: Better than watchin' your big green mug any day, gruesome!
Human Torch	Human Torch: Ben! Man, am I glad to have you on our side. The Thing: Back atcha, Match Stick. Let's get busy.
	The Thing: Stand back, hot stuff. Your ol' pal Benjy's got this covered! Human Torch: Good news! Ben's gonna punch the timestream into shape! Problem solved! The Thing: You know, kid, sometimes you really scorch my stones… Human Torch: And you wouldn't have it any other way, you big lug.
Invisible Woman	The Thing: Promise me you'll take it easy out there, Suzie. Invisible Woman: Benjamin J. Grimm. You should know by now that I'm far from helpless! The Thing: Oh, I ain't worried about you. I meant you should take it easy on them! Invisible Woman: Well, in that case… we'll just have to wait and see…
	Invisible Woman: Something bothering you, Ben? The Thing: We've just done this dance so many times, Suzie. It's gettin' kinda old. Invisible Woman: Right… Saving the world from cosmic annihilation can be such a bore… The Thing: Yeesh. When ya put it like that…
Iron Fist	Iron Fist: You hit almost as hard as I do, Thing! And I have the Iron Fist! The Thing: It ain't about what your fist is made of, kid. It's how you use it. Iron Fist: Right, right… but a mystical enchantment sure doesn't hurt…
	The Thing: Does Danny know you borrowed his pajamas, kid? Iron Fist: Where I’m from, K’Un-Lun needed a new protector, so Shou-Lao blessed me with power. The Thing: Eh. Don't really care who's got the power as long as they put it to good use. Iron Fist: With our fists together, iron and stone, the other side doesn't stand a chance!
Luna Snow	The Thing: Franklin and Val told me about you. Some kinda super pop star, right? Luna Snow: Yeah! I can play you a few of my tracks after the battle if you want! The Thing: Thanks… but I'm really more of a classic rock guy… Luna Snow: Wow. That's surprisingly on brand.
Mister Fantastic	The Thing: Another fine mess Doom's gotten us into this time, eh, Stretcho? Mister Fantastic: Victor has always had a way of bringing chaos to our doorstep. The Thing: Yeah, well, I plan to make a delivery of my own. A rocky fist to his metal face! Mister Fantastic: Not the most eloquent of solutions, Ben. But I'll certainly allow it.
	The Thing: Two Dooms rippin' time and space apart? What a nightmare! Mister Fantastic: Perhaps we can still convince these Victors of the error of their ways… The Thing: That plan's a bit of a stretch… even for you! Any other big ideas? Mister Fantastic: We'll just have to win this the way we always do. Together.
	Mister Fantastic: My scanners have picked up on a cosmic being watching us from afar, Ben… The Thing: We talkin' Uatu here? Or somethin' more sinister, Stretcho? Mister Fantastic: All signs point to a being on par with Galactus… yet not quite the same… The Thing: Yeesh! And I thought two Dooms were a big enough pain in my rocky behind!
Namor	The Thing: I've got my eyes on you, fish face. Don't step outta line. Namor: We are on the same team, Grimm. I will not lay a hand upon you. The Thing: I ain't worried about me! Just keep those slimy fins of yours off Suzie! Namor: I… make no such promises…
Peni Parker	Tokyo 2099 maps The Thing: That's a fancy robot ya got there, little lady. Peni Parker: SP//dr is not a robot, Mr. Grimm. It is a highly advanced mech suit. The Thing: Think I could take it for a spin around Tokyo? I happen to be a decent pilot… Peni Parker: Not in this timeline or any other, Thing-san.
Psylocke	Psylocke: Are you an Oni, Thing-san? The Thing: Not sure what that is, lady. But most folks consider me an "Oh no!"
Rocket Raccoon	Rocket Raccoon: Are you actually made out of orange rocks? The Thing: So, uh, are you actually a raccoon? Rocket Raccoon: We're gonna fight. The Thing: What, maybe I shoulda said trash panda?
	Klyntar maps The Thing: Aww, man. This symbiote slime ain't never gonna wash offa my tootsies! Rocket Raccoon: Hey, at least it ain't caked into your fur, Grimm! The Thing: Ya know, for the first time ever, bein' bald as a stone don't seem so bad!
Spider-Man	Spider-Man: You and me, together again, Ben! It's a classic Team-Up! The Thing: I prefer to call it a "Two-In-One"… but I catch your drift, kid. Spider-Man: Whatever it is, it's pretty fantastic! The Thing: Ha! I was gonna say amazing!
Squirrel Girl	Squirrel Girl: I don't know how you do it, Mr. Grimm. The Thing: Not sure what ya mean, sweetheart… Squirrel Girl: People treat you like a monster, but you just keep fighting to save them! The Thing: I've got thick skin, kid. Words bounce right offa me. Luckily, so do bullets!
Star-Lord	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda maps The Thing: How long has T'Challa been playin' spaceman out here, Quill? Star-Lord: Long enough to build a pretty powerful intergalactic empire. The Thing: Bet he's drawn a lot of attention. The Kree, the Skrulls, the Badoon… Star-Lord: It's a good thing he's got friends like us. Just, ugh, hope he doesn't forget it…
Winter Soldier	The Thing: Ready for some action, kid? Winter Soldier: It's what I was built for, Ben. Whether I want it or not. The Thing: No time for complainin', Buck. Just for clobberin'. Winter Soldier: Story of my life.
Wolverine	The Thing: The Multiverse is confusin'! I mean, are you even the same Logan I know? Wolverine: Depends. Does that Logan owe ya $200 bucks? The Thing: Yeah! He sure does! With interest! Wolverine: Then I must be one from an alternate reality. Sorry, bub!
	Hellfire Gala maps The Thing: Came for a party, ended up at a fight. Story of my life. Wolverine: You ain't the type for a highfalutin' shindig like this anyway, Grimm. The Thing: True. I'd rather just kick my feet up and play a friendly game of cards. Wolverine: After we get this mess cleaned up, bub, you've got yourself a partner!