Spider-Man/Quotes

Spider-Man's voice actor is Yuri Lowenthal.

Abilities

Ability	Quote	Audio
Spectacular Spin	Don't mess with the Amazing Spider-Man! (self / enemy)
	You get a web, and you get a web, and you get a web! (ally)
Amazing Combo	Spider-Fist is ready to punch!
	Ground and pound!
	Gonna get sticky…
Get Over Here!	Now I gotcha!
	Spider-Sling!
	Crack the whip!
Suit Expulsion Team-Up Ability	The symbiote Spider-Man returns!
	Partners, like the old days!
	Ugh. I hate this part…

Chatter

Condition	Quote	Audio
Hero Selected	I'm your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, only my neighborhood is now, like, multiple realities. Cool, right?
Hero Spawned	Life is hard sometimes, but at least maybe I can make it easier for other people.
	Please can we discover Aunt May's Cherry Pie dimension?
	It's up to us to help the people who can't help themselves.
	Someone's got to stop Doom. I mean, Dooms. Hope there's only two?
	Doing the right thing just makes you feel good, doesn't it?
	Anybody who has the chance can be a hero. I believe that.
	Come to New York sometime, I'll do whatever a spider can!
	Where's the timeline where we all just go down to the bodega for a sandwich?
Hero Switch Ally	C'mon, I'm right here. You know, Spider-Man?
	I mean, it's not like Spider-Man could help or anything…
	Yoohoo, Spider-Man over here!
Respawn	I gotta do better this time.
	Now I've got something to prove.
	I'm not a vengeful person, but today I'll make an exception.
	Back in the swing of things!
Set-Up / Match Start	Travel tip: With the right credit card, interdimensional trips get crazy extra miles.
	The truth is, I can do some amazing stuff. I should enjoy this more.
	I don't know the actual mileage, but this feels like a long way from Queens.
	This feels like an Avengers gig. Does that mean I've made it to the big leagues?
	So if the timelines are all entangled, how many MJs are there? This could get complicated.
	That spider could have bitten anyone, but it bit me. Pretty amazing luck.
Set-up / Match Start Specific Maps	Empire of Eternal Night maps When I was a kid, New York wasn't quite so ominous. Miss that.
	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park Vampires? I thought it was landlords who were bleeding New Yorkers dry!
	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown This is why I try not to leave Queens anymore…
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa "Come to the party," Wolverine said. "It'll be fun," he said…
	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda: Birnin T'Challa Whoa, Wakanda goes galactic. In this timeline, I bet printers never jam.
	Klyntar maps Symbiotes. Why did it have to be symbiotes?
	Tokyo 2099 maps Geez, how do you even make that much web fluid?
	Tokyo 2099 maps I'm protecting this Web of Life and Destiny now, and boy that's a huge responsibility!

Points of Interest

These are 'easter egg' voice lines that are hidden throughout specific maps. Once you are in the trigger area, a secret voice line will play. They only play once the round has started.

Map	Trigger Area	Quote	Audio
Birnin T'Challa Imperial Institute of Science	Time Machine Near Mission Area	I can just about see how this thing should work…and yeah, it's pretty brilliant.
Shin-Shibuya	Public Eye Building	Private police. They don't care about people. Just the people writing their checks.
Spider-Islands	Spinner Records Building	Spiders rock, you know. Seriously. We do.

Eliminations

Condition	Quote	Audio
Final Hit	Fight for the good guys next time!
	You'll be all right. Someday.
	Ohhh, you went down pretty hard.
	And stay down.
	Yeah! Woo!
	Whooo, no webs needed.
	I don't want to hit you more than I have to.
	Stay down, willya?
Final Hit Specific Hero	Black Panther The kitty has been declawed!
	Captain America I have never felt worse about a win.
	Captain America Try to keep up, Uncle Sam.
	Human Torch Sorry, Johnny. It's just what I had to do.
	Peni Parker In another timeline, we're still friends.
	Spider-Man I hope the next version of me I meet is nicer.
	Squirrel Girl I don't know what to tell you. Spiders beat squirrels!
	Squirrel Girl Oh, man, I'll never be safe in Central Park again.
	The Punisher Aw, you coulda been a hero, Frank.
	Venom You'd have done the same to me. Only with more fangs.
Final Hit Spectacular Spin	Spider-Domain is not for the weak.
	Once I get you stuck…game over.
	Too sticky for you!
Final Hit Get Over Here!	Come here so I can hit you!
	The ol' web whip!
	Jeez, that must've hurt.
Final Hit Sniper	I turned out the sniper's lights.
	We got ninety-nine problems, but a sniper ain't one.
	We are sniper-free. You're welcome.
KO Assist	Hey, we make a pretty good team.
	You can count on me.
	I got your back.
Multi-KO Triple	Good things come in threes.
	Three is the magic number.
	Easy as 1-2-3!
Multi-KO Penta	Maybe I'm getting good at this hero thing!
	I think that's five in a row! Crazy!
	Five? Can't be many of them left!
Ace Team Wipe	Hey, sorry, team. There's no bad guys left.
	Aw, jeez, I didn't mean to hog the bad guys.
	Don't worry. You guys can win some next time.
Revenge	Haha! Got you back.
	We spiders don't forget.
	Now we're even!
Environmental KO	Woohoo! Seeya!
	There they go…
	That's a long way down.
Saw Ally Death	Captain America On no, not Cap!
	Groot The tree is down, who heard that?
	Human Torch Johnny! Okay… Now I'm mad.
	Peni Parker Jeez, we needed her and SP//dr.
	Venom That's a problem. But also I feel more comfortable.
	Wolverine OUCH! THAT's gonna take time to regrow.
Saw Ally KO Enemy	Human Torch He's on fire! Heh heh.
	Squirrel Girl Look at her go! Doreen Green, everybody!
	Squirrel Girl Don't mess with Empire State University!
	The Punisher Gotta admit, he gets things done.
	The Thing Did he say it? Did he say the clobberin' time thing? I hope he said it.
	The Thing And this is why I never worry about Yancy Street.

Call-Outs

Condition	Quote	Audio
Ally Damaged From Behind	Look behind you!
	They got behind you!
Being Healed Non-Critical	That put some pep in my step!
	Nice!
Being Healed Critical	That hit the spot.
	You're a life-saver.
Being Healed Health Pack	Better than Aunt May's chicken soup.
	Feeling good!
Buff Damage Boost	Now's the time to hit em!
	Look out, bad guys!
Buff Damage Reduction	I can be more reckless now!
	Go ahead, hit me!
Buff Shield	Defense, huh? Okay, let's try it.
	Armor. Cool.
Debuff Crowd Controlled	I'm stuck!
	A little help here?
Debuff Vulnerable	I feel kind of vulnerable.
	Ohh, if I get hit it's gonna hurt.
Enemy Sighted	Pretty sure those are bad guys…
	Watch out, they're headed our way!
Enemy Sighted Sniper	Yikes, a sniper!
	Sniper! Watch your heads!
	Take cover, we got a sniper!
Object Sighted	Doctor Strange / Portal (Pentagram of Farallah) Strange is at it again! Portal! Open portal here! Uh oh, that sure looks like a portal.
	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh There's an ankh! Careful, an ankh. There might be others… Stay away from that ankh if it starts to hover.
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Spiders love things with eight legs... but this?! Is this the part where the crab starts singing? I saw one of these on a beach in Jersey once…
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest Self-guided spider-bombs? Yikes! Spider-nest, watch out! Steer clear of the spider-nest!
	The Punisher / Culling Turret Get that turret before Frank gets us! Frank's in his turret! Frank's gone full turret mode.
Object Destroyed	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh Ankh's taken care of! Don't worry, I got the ankh! All clear, no more ankh!
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Sorry, squiddo! But not really… That takes care of Namor's calamari crew! Octopi, octo-punched!
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest Spider-on-spider violence. Spider-nest is empty! No more spiders to worry about. Except me.
	Rocket Raccoon / Battle Rebirth Beacon This is a beacon-free zone now. That was it for revivals. Oh sorry, fresh out of armor packs!
	Rocket Raccoon / Cosmic Yarn Amplifier No more yarn's getting amplified here. The CYA is DOA. Seeya, CYA!
	The Punisher / Culling Turret Come on out, Frank! I got the turret! Punisher's out of the turret!
Outnumbered	I don't think I like these odds.
	We ought to wait for reinforcements?
	Too many to fight right now.

Communication

Condition	Quote	Audio
Acknowledge Yes	One hundred percent.
	Sure!
Acknowledge No	No way!
	That's a big nope.
Attack Here	A good place for some action!
	Here's where we do our thing!
Caution Here	Look for them around here!
	Over here! I found trouble!
Defend Here	Defend this spot, okay?
	Stick here and fight back!
Group Up	We have to stick together!
	Stick together!
Hello	Oh hey!
	Hi, neighbor!
Need Healing	Is there a doctor in the house?
	Hey! Need some love over here!
Need Help	Don't make me do this solo!
	I sure could use some amazing friends!
Retreat	We need to get back from here, like now.
	We need to go. Like, now!
Status HP ≥50%	I feel great. How's everyone else?
	Feeling spectacular!
Status HP <50%	I'm in a rough shape.
	I'm less-than-amazing.
Thanks	Hey, thanks!
	Thanks, friend!
Ultimate Status 0-89%	I can only do it so often, okay?
	Hang on! The cool stuff takes time!
Ultimate Status 90-99%	Almost. It's not easy making that much webbing.
	I'll be ready soon. I swear!
Ultimate Status 100%	Web-shooters locked and loaded!
	All right! Time to get my web on!
Ping Destructible Terrain	Ooh! So much stuff to smash!
	Let's bust this place up!
Ping Enemy	Oop, Found a bad guy!
	Tagged them with a spider-tracer!
Ping Location	Whoa! Check this place out!
	Might wanna take a look over here…
Ping Mission Area Attack	Let's secure this location.
	We need to take control here!
Ping Mission Area Defend	Can't let them take this place from us...
	Hold the fort, gang!
Ping Vehicle On Attack	Should we push this thing?
	Let's keep this ride moving!
Ping Vehicle On Defense	Time to slam on their brakes.
	We can't let them go any farther.

Mission-Specific

Condition	Quote	Audio
Domination Mission Area Neutral	We're almost there!
	There's our target. It's up for grabs!
Domination Mission Area Captured	The mission area is ours.
	We did it! The area's under control.
Mission Area Contested	Here they come to kick us out.
	They're not just gonna let us stay? Sheesh.
Empire of Eternal Night Central Park	Escorting Vehicle I know every tree in this park. Stick with me! Not the Squirrel Girl I was expecting… but I'm sure you'll do fine…
	Stalled Vehicle It's a long way to that castle, but I think we can swing it. Hang tight! We'll clear you a path to Dracula's place.
Empire of Eternal Night Midtown	Escorting Vehicle H.E.R.B.I.E.! My favorite robot! Let's do this, buddy! Avengers Tower, here we come!
	Stalled Vehicle I knew we should've taken the 6 Train… Don't blow a gasket, H.E.R.B.I.E.! We'll get you there safely.
Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda Hall of Djalia	Escorting Vehicle Great! We made the new season of Wakandan Idol! We've got the king's kitty statue. Let's roll!
	Stalled Vehicle The Orisha are getting restless, I think… Bast will not be happy if we're late.
Klyntar Symbiotic Surface	Escorting Vehicle Beneath the Planet of the Symbiotes? I think I saw this sequel… As if being on the surface of Klyntar wasn't bad enough…
	Stalled Vehicle If we don't deliver Knull's essence, it's lights out for all of us! Knull's not taking over the universe if I have anything to say about it!
Tokyo 2099 Shin-Shibuya	Escorting Vehicle Budokan, here we come! Let's get Spider-Zero where she needs to go.
	Stalled Vehicle We're running out of time to protect the Web! Come on, come on…we have to get there!
Tokyo 2099 Spider-Islands	Escorting Vehicle Next stop, the Shrine of the Weaver. All aboard! We're headed straight for the Shrine of the Weaver.
	Stalled Vehicle We'll get you there, Spider-Zero. We're close…but we're running out of time!
Yggsgard Yggdrasill Path	Escorting Vehicle Let's go, there's a tree to save! We're off to wreck the tapping machine!
	Stalled Vehicle We're behind schedule. Hurry! The tree can't take much more tapping!
Time Running Out On Attack	We're up against the clock! Hurry!
	Not much time left!
Time Running Out On Defense	We're close. Stay tough.
	Can't give up now!

Interactions

Hero / NPC	Quote	Audio
Adam Warlock	Tokyo 2099 maps Adam Warlock: This Web of Life and Destiny… Are you its protector? Spider-Man: One of them, I guess. But there are, like, thousands of other Spider-Folks out there putting in the work, too. Adam Warlock: You would be best to summon them all. I have a feeling we will need them.
Bats NPC	Empire of Eternal Night: Sanctum Sanctorum Bats: Doc reads me the Daily Bugle. That Jonah Jameson jerk has got it all wrong about you, kid! Spider-Man: Aww, thanks, puppers! You really are a Spider-Man's best friend!
Black Panther	Spider-Man: Shouldn't you be off ruling your awesome intergalactic empire? Black Panther: One cannot keep an empire when there is chaos at home. Spider-Man: That's what I always said! Only in a totally different way. So you're…a Friendly Neighborhood Black Panther? Wow.
	Tokyo 2099 maps Black Panther: This kingdom of spiders… Has this become your domain now? Spider-Man: This place? No no no. My neighborhood is way less futuristic. Black Panther: A shame. You have the heart of a king. You would rule this empire well. Spider-Man: You're kidding, right? I can barely keep my own life from imploding!
Black Widow	Klyntar: Symbiotic Surface Black Widow: I've never been here before, but I feel like I know every inch of this planet. Spider-Man: You and me both. Wait… you didn't ever happen to wear a symbiote, did you? Black Widow: I did. Maybe that bond left behind some sort of… map of home…? Spider-Man: Home? This sure doesn't look like Queens to me, lady!
Captain America	Spider-Man: Cap. Holy cow, you sure make a guy feel better just by being here. Captain America: Same here. Spider-Man: Come on, you're just kidding me. Captain America: We're at war. Kidding is for later.
	Hydra Charteris Base maps Spider-Man: Which way do we go, Cap? Captain America: This way. Keep an eye out for tentacles. Spider-Man: What? Captain America: You heard me. Let's go.
	Tokyo 2099 maps Spider-Man: I can't believe this actually is the future. Spidey for the win… I guess… Captain America: And yet you don't seem all that thrilled, son. Spider-Man: I don't know. I should feel totally at home here… but something's off… Captain America: Adjusting to a new world, no matter how familiar, is never easy. I would know.
Cloak & Dagger Cloak	Cloak: Spider-Man, hey! I've been meaning to ask you, we should form some kind of group — Spider-Man: Sorry, not really a joiner. I mean, I can't even commit to the Avengers. Cloak: But we're teaming up now, right? Spider-Man: Yeah, for sure. Go team!
Cloak & Dagger Dagger	Dagger: We thought you were a goner after the vampires caught us by the Queensboro Bridge. Spider-Man: Oh, me too. You'll never guess who showed up to save the day: Morbius! Dagger: No way. Spider-Man: Things got weirder from there. I'll tell you about that sometime.
	Dagger: Every time I see you, I think to myself: As long as Spider-Man is still around, everything will be all right. Spider-Man: Whoa. That's a lot of pressure. Dagger: I don't mean it that way. You just mean a lot to a lot of people.
	Spider-Man: Hey, Tandy! Where's Ty? You two are usually inseparable! Dagger: That hasn't changed. In fact, we're closer than ever… whether we like it or not… Spider-Man: Are you guys sharing a studio in Hell's Kitchen now? I get it. Rent's been skyrocketing! Dagger: It's actually a bit more complicated than that… You'll see…
Doctor Strange	Spider-Man: Say Doc, you never told me where'cha learned all those tricks. Doctor Strange: Exactly. I'm the master of MYSTICAL arts, aren't I? Spider-Man: Come on. Were you bitten by a radioactive wizard? Doctor Strange: :-sigh- Sure, why not. Please let me meditate!
	Spider-Man: Doc, I have a question. Squirrel Girl can talk to squirrels, Ant-Man can control ants…how come I can't control spiders? Doctor Strange: Would you want to? Spider-Man: I mean…maybe? I bet there are a million spiders in Doomstadt. I could command them all. Doctor Strange: This is a terrible idea, for reasons I will not bother to enumerate.
	Spider-Man: Say Doc, you never told me where ya learned all those tricks. Doctor Strange: It's called Kamar-Taj, not exactly on any brochure. Spider-Man: So you weren't bitten by a radioactive wizard? Doctor Strange: Peter please…
Hawkeye	Spider-Man: Hey, Hawkeye! We gonna save the world? Hawkeye: We better. Spider-Man: Yeah, I like that enthusiasm!
Hela	Spider-Man: I know why I'm in this fight… but what made you crawl out from under your rock? Hela: There are so many powerful souls here. And I have come to collect. Spider-Man: Hate to disappoint, your majesty, but on my watch, everybody lives. Hela: Aww… Sweet, innocent spider. We shall see about that…
Hulk Hero Hulk	Hulk: People think you're too skinny to be strong. But you're strong. Spider-Man: There are people who think I'm as strong as you. Hulk: Heh. Don't get carried away. Spider-Man: When the time stream gets sorted out, we arm-wrestle.
Human Torch	Human Torch: Spider-Man! We're gonna make a great team. Spider-Man: We always do! Except don't try to be as funny as me. It just looks pitiful. Human Torch: Ha! Challenge accepted.
	Spider-Man: Johnny, with your reckless charm and my acrobatic skills, we'll knock'em dead. Human Torch: You're making this sound like a double date, but I don't see any hotties. Spider-Man: Yes! We're gonna save the world a crack dumb jokes while we do it.
	Empire of Eternal Night maps Spider-Man: Glad you're around, Johnny. With everything so weird, it's good to see a friend. Human Torch: Likewise, Pete. Let's torch some vampires!
	Tokyo 2099 maps Human Torch: Spidey got his own high-tech metropolis? Where's my futuristic city?! Spider-Man: I'm sure you had one, pal. It just probably burned down. Immediately. Human Torch: I… can't even argue with that one…
Invisible Woman	Tokyo 2099 maps Spider-Man: Ya know, as cool as Future Spider City is, I'd rather be in Queens. Invisible Woman: Home isn't always where the webs are… Spider-Man: Right?! You get it more than anyone, Sue. It's about family. Invisible Woman: Well, you'll always be part of ours, Peter. Wherever… and whenever… we may be.
Iron Man	Iron Man: The uh… The stakes have gotten a little bigger than the neighborhood, haven't they? Spider-Man: I'm thinking of the galactic neighborhood right now. Iron Man: And the friendly part…? Spider-Man: It's gonna take more than scrambled timelines to cloud my naturally sunny disposition.
	Iron Man: If Strange can be Sorcerer Supreme, I think I'm gonna shoot for Scientist Supreme. Spider-Man: Okay… but I don't think that's a real thing, Tony… Iron Man: Hank Pym says it is. Spider-Man: Hank Pym gets all of his news from insects. Just sayin'… I'm an arachnid.
	Iron Man: According to my scans, we're going up against some real heavy hitters. Spider-Man: Sounds like now would be a perfect time for a quick suit upgrade, Tony! Iron Man: My armor's already as bleeding edge as it can be, Spidey. I'll be fine! Spider-Man: Oh, I wasn't talking about your suit… but good for you, I guess…
	Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda: Birnin T'Challa Spider-Man: Whooooa this place is AMAZING! What… Is that a holo projector? Iron Man: Oh, seriously, you're barely impressed by my plans for TRUDY and you're gawking at THIS… this… Spider-Man: Hyper Structure Printer!!! Iron Man: Hyper Structure Printer!!!
Magneto	Tokyo 2099 maps Magneto: Fascinating. Spider-Man: I know, right? Wait. What are we talking about here? Magneto: That the multiverse is so vast, and yet it is protected by something as insignificant as a spider. Spider-Man: Uh huh. Shouldn't you be stuck to the front of a fridge somewhere?
Mister Fantastic	Mister Fantastic: If we want to end this, we're going to need our most brilliant minds on the case. Spider-Man: Between you and Tony, I think you've got that part covered. Mister Fantastic: Actually, I was hoping you could offer your opinion on my designs, Peter. Spider-Man: Wow. Really? I'd be honored. And I promise I won't get any webs on them… this time…
	Tokyo 2099 maps Spider-Man: Did you know that web over there connects us to a whole multiverse full of different Spider-Heros? Mister Fantastic: Not just Spider-Men. Each parallel universe contains its own variation on every single one of us. In fact, I've met hundreds of versions of myself. Spider-Man: Yeah? Are they all this good at making a guy feel less special? Or is that just you?
Moon Knight	Moon Knight: You are actually here, right? Or am I imagining this? Spider-Man: Do you see an unicorn in afro next to me? Moon Knight: …No. Spider-Man: Then you're missing out!!
	Moon Knight: Justice is like the moon, if you look up hard enough in the dark, you'll find it. Spider-Man: Yeah but what if you're in a room? Or there's an eclipse? Or I'm blind?
	Moon Knight: Watch yourself out there. Spider-Man: Take your own advice, Moonie. I don't need protecting. Moon Knight: Nobody goes it alone in these times. We can't afford to.
Namor	Klyntar maps Namor: The creatures on this strange world seem drawn to you. Spider-Man: Yeah. We have a long, complicated history. Sometimes they want to be my best friend. Sometimes they want to eat me. Namor: Then your presence here may prove more useful than I expected. Spider-Man: As an expert on symbiotes? No, wait… You're gonna use me as bait, aren't you? Great.
Peni Parker	Peni Parker: Peter? ねえ… (Nee...) Is it really you? I haven't seen you in ages! Spider-Man: Wait… Have we met? You sure you've got the right Spidey? Peni Parker: Huh. Maybe not. It is a big multiverse, after all. Spider-Man: Either way, we're together now. Whaddya say we hit the webs?
	Peni Parker: Peter, have you… ever wondered if you're doing the right thing? You know, going out every night, putting your loved ones in danger? Spider-Man: Every time I put on the mask, Peni. But we have a responsibility. SOMEONE has to stand up to all the bullies out there.
	Klyntar: Symbiotic Surface Peni Parker: An alien world teeming with hungry protoplasmic life forms? Sounds like fun! Spider-Man: Whoa! Careful, Peni! You do not want to bring one of these guys home with you! Peni Parker: Don't worry. Symbiotes only bond with organic hosts, and I'm fully protected inside SP//dr. Spider-Man: Wow. I wish my partnership with Venom had been half as healthy as yours with your mech suit!
	Tokyo 2099 maps Peni Parker: The Web of Life and Destiny. Ever seen so many strands before? Spider-Man: Just one time back in high school when my webshooters malfunctioned. That was embarrassing. But this is… Peni Parker: Sugoi. Spider-Man: I was going to go with "amazing"… but sure. That's "amazing" in Japanese, right?
	Tokyo 2099 maps Spider-Man: Peni! When are you going to make me a SP//dr? Peni Parker: When you teach me how to shoot webs and hang from the ceiling! Spider-Man: Seriously? Because I have a radioactive spider right over here, ready to go. Peni Parker: When we save the world, I'll let you take a ride.
Psylocke	Tokyo 2099 maps Psylocke: Where I come from, Tokyo is not a kingdom of spiders. Spider-Man: Same. Though, if you ask me, the webs are a nice upgrade. Psylocke: I fear we will have to disagree on that.
Rocket Raccoon	Spider-Man: I was thinking. All Spider-People are connected to a Spider-Totem. Rocket Raccoon: Yeah? Spider-Man: Yeah. So I wonder if there are, like, Raccoon totems? Rocket Raccoon: Ha! My totem is a gun. Also, what's a raccoon?
Spider-Zero NPC	Tokyo 2099: Shin-Shibuya Spider-Man: Thanks to the Web of Life and Destiny, you've probably seen versions of me in every alternate dimension, huh? Spider-Zero: Uh pretty much, yeah. Spider-Man: So… Where do I rank on the list of Reality's Best Spideys? Gotta be pretty high, right? Spider-Zero: Ummm I mean… maybe not top ten... but definitely somewhere between the cyborg and the talking pig...
Squirrel Girl	Spider-Man: You're looking… Squirrel Girl: Don't yo-No-hey! Don't you say it. Spider-Man: Brighteyedandbushytailed I'm sorry! I couldn't help it. Squirrel Girl: Okay, I'mma tell tippy-toe to bite you.
	Spider-Man: Hey Doreen, so you gave your squirrels little shields and sticks?! Squirrel Girl: They're so cute aren't they?! But they're still tough, right Tippy? Squirrel Girl: Oh ok ah, she says you should mind your own spiders and go knit them tiny socks. Sorry! She's going through something. Spider-Man: Yeah, I can't knit, or talk to spiders.
	Squirrel Girl: Oh hey Spider-Man, I heard you're helping with the TRD. Spider-Man: A little, I guess? I can't quite get a grip on the math. Squirrel Girl: Yeah, I couldn't either. Uh But I can fight bad guys until the TRD's done and everything goes back to the way it was. Spider-Man: I like your optimism. Yeah. Let's do that.
	Squirrel Girl: You know how you have all the powers of a spider and all the powers of a man? Spider-Man: Just like you have all the powers of a squirrel and all the powers of a girl. So…? Squirrel Girl: Okay, so here's a question I don't want the answer to. If I can summon an army of rodents to obey my every command, can you—? Spider-Man: Don't even finish that question. The thought alone is gonna give me nightmares for weeks! Squirrel Girl: Yeah, ok. No, I thought so, thank you. I shouldn't… I shouldn't have asked. I shouldn't have even thought it. I shouldn't have pictured it. I'm sorry for picturing it. This is my fault. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do a lap. Oh… can I wash my brain?
Star-Lord	Tokyo 2099 maps Star-Lord: Spidey, I think maybe you need to get your web-shooters looked at, man. Spider-Man: Uh, I didn't make this mess! It's some sort of cosmic web of life and destiny. I swear! Star-Lord: Uh huh, yeah, sure it is. Bud, sure it is.
Storm	Tokyo 2099 maps Storm: Spider-Man. Have you encountered other Spider-People here? Spider-Man: You know about the Spider-People? Storm: I don't think it's a secret. Spider-Man: I guess not. It's just one of those weird things that you have to expect at a dimensional crossroads.
The Punisher	The Punisher: At least I know I can trust you. Spider-Man: Well, that's a one-way street.
	Tokyo 2099 maps The Punisher: You feel at home here, huh? Spider-Man: Come on, Frank. I'm from Queens.
The Thing	Spider-Man: You and me, together again, Ben! It's a classic Team-Up! The Thing: I prefer to call it a "Two-In-One"… but I catch your drift, kid. Spider-Man: Whatever it is, it's pretty fantastic! The Thing: Ha! I was gonna say amazing!
Thor	Thor: Does anyone wish to find out if they're worthy? Come on, it'd be fun ;D Spider-Man: Haven't plenty people lifted it already? There's Cap, Jane Foster, that alien horse guy…
	Thor: All who oppose us shall fall before the might of Mjolnir! Spider-Man: Right… About that… You wouldn't happen to have any spare enchanted weapons, would you? Thor: Aye. But alas, both Stormbreaker and Jarnbjorn are currently in other hands, my friend. Spider-Man: Bummer. Any chance Odin had a spare set of mystical toenail clippers? No…? Oh, well. I'd to ask.
	Tokyo 2099 maps Thor: A web befitting the Spider-God of your clan! Surely no other beast could have woven it. Spider-Man: Not so much a god. The Master Weaver. That's the Web of Life and Destiny. Thor: Ah, yes. More akin to the Norns than a true god. Spider-Norns!
Venom	Spider-Man: Great. Eddie… I guess we're doing the team-up thing again. Venom: So we are, spider. Is that a problem? Spider-Man: Not as long as you keep that big, nasty tongue of yours far away from me. Venom: We will do our best. But we make no promises.
	Venom: We know we should hate you, Spider… but we are having trouble remembering why… Spider-Man: Really, Eddie? After all the times you've tried to ruin my life? I'm hurt! Venom: I fear this Timestream Entanglement has left our memories in disarray… Spider-Man: Well, in that case, we've always been the best of friends! Definitely no bad blood here!
	Venom: Will you be able to put aside our past and trust us on the field of battle, Spider? Spider-Man: I couldn't even trust you to write an accurate news story, Eddie. What’s changed? Venom: We have embraced our role as a protector. You should be proud of us. Spider-Man: You've also tried to devour me more times than I can count. So pardon my skepticism…
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa Spider-Man: Yikes. I probably should've worn a tie to a fancy shindig like this… Venom: We would have made a glorious garment for you, had you not shunned us. Spider-Man: Sure, I'd be dapper if you were still my costume, V. But also, a total psycho! Venom: True fashion does not come cheap, little spider.
	Klyntar maps Spider-Man: How could Cosmic Misery Parasites have evolved in a lush, tranquil setting like this? Venom: If you weren't under our protection, anything here would laugh while they killed you, Spider-Meat. Spider-Man: You working for the Klyntar Board of Tourism now? You're a natural.
	Klyntar maps Spider-Man: A planet full of Venoms? This is my worst nightmare! Venom: Now you know how we felt when you abandoned us on a planet full of humans. Spider-Man: Wow. I… guess I never thought of it that way. Sorry. Venom: Not sorry enough, spider. But you will be. Someday.
Wolverine	Wolverine: So… you're tellin' me there's a whole multiverse full of Spider-Folk? Spider-Man: I know! Pretty cool, right? Wolverine: You gotta be kiddin' me. I can barely tolerate one of 'em! Spider-Man: Yeah… I've been told I'm a lot…

Trivia

• Spider-Man's interaction with The Thing is a reference to the "Marvel Team-Up" comic book series, which featured Spider-Man teaming up with different heroes, including The Thing.
• Spider-Man's Spectacular Spin voice line, as heard by allies, might be a reference to Oprah Winfrey's "You get a car!" meme, with him exclaiming "You get a web! You get a web! And you get a web!".
• After defeating Black Widow, he says, "I got 99 problems, but a sniper ain't one!". This is a reference to the song "99 Problems" by American rapper Jay-Z, who is also from New York same as Peter.