Rocket Raccoon/Quotes

Rocket Raccoon's voice actor is Nolan North.

Abilities

Ability	Quote	Audio
C.Y.A. Cosmic Yarn Amplifier	THIS is real fire power! (self / enemy)
	Hey team, enjoy the amplifier! (ally)
Repair Mode	I'll patch you up.
	You're welcome.
	You're ready for action.
B.R.B. Battle Rebirth Beacon	THIS is a nice spot.
	Relay deployed. It ain't cheap.
	Armor packs here! Pay up!
	(destroyed) Aw, man, I gotta make another beacon?
	(destroyed) Crap. Those beacons don't grow on trees, you know.
	(destroyed) Okay, hold your horses, I'll deploy another beacon.
Old Friends Team-Up Ability	Hey! Nice view from up here!
	It's you and me again, old buddy!
	Hey! Mind if I join ya, pal?
Ammo Invention Team-Up Ability	Who needs a power up?
	Ready for a boost?
	Get ready to lock and overload!

Chatter

Condition	Quote	Audio
Hero Selected	Who are you calling a raccoon, huh?
Hero Spawned	You can count on me, I got a plan.
	Just say it, there's nothin' I can't fix.
	Some of my best friends are crooks and villains.
	I do the right thing unless the wrong thing is more fun.
	I'm a good guy who occasionally takes stuff that doesn't belong to him.
	When the chips are down, you want your heroes a little roguish and scruffy. Like me.
	We guard the galaxy, sure, but sometimes we take stuff other people are guarding.
Hero Switch Ally	Call me Rocket. Just Rocket.
	Who am I? I'm Rocket!
	Rocket here. Who needs shooting?
Respawn	Oh ho ho, I'm gonna get some revenge.
	I'm baa-aack.
	Oh I'm not gonna make it easy.
	Things are gonna be different this time!
	Rocket's launching again!
	Haha, you ain't got rid of me yet!
	Here comes Rocket again!
Set-Up / Match Start	We can pull it off, I've been in worse gangs
	Y'all buncha dead weights, I can do this myself.
	I like hanging around Groot because he gets me.
	THIS looks like a gig for the Guardians of the Galaxy.
	Call me a raccoon, we're gonna have a problem.
	From what I hear about this Doom character, I don't think I'm gonna like him very much.
	So there are two Dooms, huh? Sounds like overpopulation.
	Once we get this timeline thing sorted out, I'm taking a long vacation somewhere with lots of stuff to steal.
	Friends have saved my life far more times than weapons.. Even so, it's always nice to have a couple of weapons.
Set-up / Match Start Specific Maps	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park Gather 'round, Earth rodents! Rocket's gonna show ya how it's done!
	Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown I'll never understand what Quill sees in this lousy planet…
	Hellfire Gala: Krakoa If I'd known there was gonna be a party, I would've gotten groomed first!
	Hydra Charteris Base maps What the -- Hey, nobody told me they're experimenting on living beings?!
	Klyntar maps This is where the black blobby things come from? Pft,  figures.
	Tokyo 2099 maps You couldn't pay me to go up in that web.
	Yggsgard maps Magnificent, shmagnificent. Let's do the job and get out of here.

Points of Interest

These are 'easter egg' voice lines that are hidden throughout specific maps. Once you are in the trigger area, a secret voice line will play. They only play once the round has started.

Map	Trigger Area	Quote	Audio
Birnin T'Challa Stellar Spaceport	Lounge	See that? Missing. Look what Quill did.
Hall of Djalia	Herb Garden Attacker POV: Left Pathway from 1st Spawn	Wonder what I could get for these plants on the black market at Knowhere…
Hell's Heaven Super-Soldier Factory	Hibernation Pods Mission Area	Those tanks give me the willies. Too much like a bad memory.
Symbiotic Surface	Milano Viewpoint Attacker POV: Left Side Outside 1st Spawn	With my skills, I'll have our ship flyin' again in no time! Just you wait and see! There ain't nothin' I can't fix!
	Rocket's Workshop Attacker POV: Left Room Outside 1st Spawn	Nobody better put a hand on my equipment! This stuff is for professionals only… and that don't mean you!

Eliminations

Condition	Quote	Audio
Final Hit	Rackin' em up!
	Long as I got bullets, I win.
	This is way more fun than it should be.
	Are we winning? I know I'm having a great time.
	In your face!
	Put em down so they stay down.
	You lost! To me!
	That must be really humiliating.
Final Hit Specific Hero	Captain America Super Soldier my fur!
	Dagger Is that two for one? Did I get both of them?
	Hawkeye I'm taking an arrow for a souvenir!
	Loki Asgardian phony!
	Squirrel Girl I want your tail!
Final Hit C.Y.A.	That one's my favorite.
	Did you see that? Whoohoohoo!
	Earth-shattering kaboom!
Final Hit Melee	Bang bang bang, I win.
	Didn't even need my gun!
	Down they go.
Final Hit Sniper	Ha! You call yourself a sniper?
	I got the sniper before the sniper got me! HAHA!
	No more sniper, if you were wondering.
KO Assist	See? I'm flarkin' helpful.
	Team player, that's me.
	My good deed for the day.
Multi-KO Triple	Three? Already?
	That's three!
	Anybody else got three?
Multi-KO Penta	Oh yeah, five!
	Five straight!
	Five! I'm on a roll!
Ace Team Wipe	You had your chances.
	Somebody else coulda stepped up.
	Yeah, that's right. I got em all!
Revenge	I like revenge. A lot.
	Revenge is what gets me up in the morning.
	Are there seriously people who don't like revenge?
Environmental KO	What a klutz.
	Hahaha, look at that fall!
	Look out below!
Saw Ally Death	Groot Aw, no, Groot…now I gotta grow you from a twig. Again!
	Hawkeye Hawkeye's down, dibs on the boomerang arrow!
	Mantis I made fun of her, but she was a good friend.
	Mister Fantastic Wait. Isn't he the guy who was supposed to solve all this?
	Star-Lord Quill's gone? That's…well, I guess it'll be a lot quieter.
	Venom Hey the human host is down!
Saw Ally KO Enemy	Hawkeye You did that with your weak human eyes?
	Hulk Whoa did you see that green ape? I want one!
	Groot Aww the twig's all grown up!
	Magik Ohhh I really like her armor!
	Mantis That's my girl!
	Star-Lord Quill, you got one! I can't believe it!
	Storm Not too many things impress me, but Storm? Pretty flarkin' impressive.
	Venom Flarking NASTY!

Call-Outs

Condition	Quote	Audio
Ally Damaged From Behind	You better get a look behind you!
	Hey, idiots! Turn around!
Being Healed Non-Critical	I was a little messed up there, thanks.
	Back from the brink, baby!
Being Healed Critical	Oh yeah. Feeling good.
	That put a pep in my step.
Being Healed Health Pack	Mm, mm, good.
	That was tasty.
Buff Damage Boost	I just got more dangerous?
	I'm extra lethal!
Buff Damage Reduction	Shoot me! Go on, try it!
	Can't beat a thick coat of fur.
Buff Shield	A shield? Well, okay.
	Armored up!
Damaged	Ow, that flarking hurt!
	Don't mind me, I'm just dying.
	Someone scratch my back!
Debuff Crowd Controlled	Who did that? Let go!
	Someone's in my head!
Debuff Vulnerable	Feels like I'm naked.
	You can't hurt me!
Enemy Sighted	More bad guys. Just what we need.
	Those guys are about to shoot at us.
Enemy Sighted Sniper	That sniper's gonna be sorry if I ever get close.
	Sniper? Just what this day needed.
	Hey, sniper! Rocket's coming for you!
Object Sighted	Doctor Strange / Portal (Pentagram of Farallah) Where there's a portal, pretty soon there are bad guys. Hey, heads up! Portal! Portal! Strange musta found us!
	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh What are these weird keyhole things, anyway? Whoa, these keyhole things are dangerous! The keyholes are more dangerous if there's more than one.
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Namor called in backup. And boy are they ugly! Squids? Namor wasn't bad enough on his own?! Yikes! What the flark are these things, Namor?
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest Explosive spiders? Cool idea. Stop 'em! What kind of person makes nests of explosive spiders? I found more boom-spiders!
	The Punisher / Culling Turret Turret mode? How come I don't have a turret mode? The skull guy made himself into a turret! Wonder if I can steal that turret thing.
Object Destroyed	Moon Knight / Ancient Ankh The keyholes break real nice. Little pieces of keyholes everywhere. I blew up a keyhole!
	Namor / Monstro Spawn (Aquatic Dominion) Namor's eight-armed pals are officially fish food. Well, at least the grossest part of the battle is over… Done. Remind me never to go swimmin' again…
	Peni Parker /  Bionic Spider-Nest I took care of the creepy-crawlies. Spider nest is no longer a problem. Okay, the spider nest is gone.
	Rocket Raccoon / Battle Rebirth Beacon Only one Rocket gets to make beacons: me! This other Rocket's beacons are so flimsy! I make the beacons around here. Nobody else!
	Rocket Raccoon / Cosmic Yarn Amplifier Hahahaha, that other Rocket is gonna be so angry about his amplifier! Where's the other Rocket so I can mock him? My amplifiers are so much better than these.
	The Punisher / Culling Turret Ah crap, I destroyed the turret. Now I can't steal it. If I don't get a turret, nobody gets a turret! Hey, Skull Boy! How much for the turret?
Outnumbered	We can't take that many of em.
	Even I can see we're outnumbered.
	Whoa, we need some backup here.

Communication

Condition	Quote	Audio
Acknowledge Yes	Gotcha.
	Yep.
Acknowledge No	Are you kidding?
	Flark no.
Attack Here	Firepower here, people!
	We should light em up here.
Caution Here	Enemy's here!
	Got bad guys here!
Defend Here	We'll stop em dead here.
	Good spot to defend.
Group Up	Get over here, hurry up!
	On me!
Hello	Sup?
	Hello.
Need Healing	Yo! Rocket needs some healing here!
	Ahhh… Hurtin' unit here.
Need Help	Help me out, willya?
	Use some help here!
Retreat	Get out of here! What are ya'll waiting for?
	Get outta here!
Status HP ≥50%	Yeeeeaaahhhhh! Rocket is full of energy!
	I'm good.
Status HP <50%	Ahhh...I'm feeling sick...
	Ahh, not so good.
Thanks	You rock.
	Preciate it.
Ultimate Status 0-89%	Collecting cosmic energy!
	I'm spinning, I'm spinning!
Ultimate Status 90-99%	Amplifier in preparation, show some patience!
	It's almost built.
Ultimate Status 100%	Cosmic Yarn Amplifier, ready to be deployed!
	Ready to get your Yarn on?
Ping Damaged Ally	I can heal, you know.
	Doc Rocket is in the office.
Ping Destructible Terrain	Cool. Lots to destroy here.
	I wanna watch all this stuff fly around.
Ping Enemy	Pinged a bad guy!
	Follow the enemy!
Ping Location	Watch this spot.
	Be careful here.
Ping Mission Area Attack	This spot is ours to take.
	Here's job one: Capture this area.
Ping Mission Area Defend	Gotta hold this spot.
	It's ours! Now hang onto it.
Ping Vehicle On Attack	We gotta move this jalopy along!
	Move this thing down the road!
Ping Vehicle On Defense	Get this vehicle!
	Stop this thing in its tracks!
Ping Own B.R.B.	Beacon's here!
	Check out the BRB!

Mission-Specific

Condition	Quote	Audio
Domination Mission Area Captured	Done! What's next? Do we even have a plan?
	That's right, EVERTHING is mine!
Domination Mission Area Neutral	I'm gonna take their flarking home!
	Grrrr ya think ya can take from ME?
Mission Area Contested	-sigh- Seriously, stay away from my scutt!
	Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, team!
Empire of Eternal Night Central Park	Escorting Vehicle Leave this one to the rodents, okay? Us rodents gotta look out for each other!
	Stalled Vehicle Never trust a squirrel to do a raccoon's job… No givin' up! We still got some bite left in us!
Empire of Eternal Night Midtown	Escorting Vehicle Don't worry, H.E.R.B.I.E. I look out for the little guys. I'll get ya to Avengers Tower in no time!
	Stalled Vehicle We gotta get to that tower! Now! Come on! Let's get this bolt-head in gear!
Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda Hall of Djalia	Escorting Vehicle The king wants his cat figurine? Okay, whatever. Doesn't the king have servants to move his tacky statues?
	Stalled Vehicle We're on a mission for the king! Hit the gas! Does this thing even have a gas pedal?
Klyntar Symbiotic Surface	Escorting Vehicle We deliver this to Knull, he's done for! You guys ready to overthrow a king? Let's do this!
	Stalled Vehicle Gotta get this thing under the surface, quick! No way can we risk Knull makin' a comeback!
Tokyo 2099 Shin-Shibuya	Escorting Vehicle Headed for trouble, I hope. Just a little pleasure cruise, right?
	Stalled Vehicle What's the holdup? I feel like we should have been there already.
Tokyo 2099 Spider-Islands	Escorting Vehicle People usually don't let me into shrines. The Web of Life and Destiny! Bring it on!
	Stalled Vehicle Step on it, we got a web to save or something. Hit it, we got a shrine to get to!
Yggsgard Yggdrasill Path	Escorting Vehicle Aim for the big tree! Welcome to Rocket's Tree Service.
	Stalled Vehicle Get to the flarkin' tree already! We better speed up or that tree's gonna be all dried up.
Time Running Out On Attack	Seriously, time is not on our side here.
	Shoot faster! We're outta time!
Time Running Out On Defense	Hold em off! We almost got this.
	They're up against it. We just gotta hold on.

Event-Specific

Event	Trigger	Quote	Audio
Winter Celebration 2024	Event Menu: Click on Rocket	Out with the old, and in with the new! How's that for a gift?

Interactions

Hero	Quote	Audio
Adam Warlock	Rocket Raccoon: Well, well. Look who's back to save the entire flarkin' universe. Adam Warlock: You say that as if it is a bad thing. Rocket Raccoon: Did I? Huh. I guess sarcasm is my default setting. You are gonna save the universe, though, right? Adam Warlock: No. We will save it. Together.
Captain America	Rocket Raccoon: Steve Rogers, Pete said you VOLUNTEERED to be experimented on, that true? Captain America: He didn't lie.I presume you didn't? Rocket Raccoon: Definitely against my will! I don't wanna go back there, too much buried history buried.
	Captain America: Rocket, I'm counting on you on the battlefield. Rocket Raccoon: What, don't got a raccoon joke like everyone else? Captain America: I don't, And Quill was right. You DO have, and I quote, "one helluva tactical brain in that tiny skull". Rocket Raccoon: He… said that?
Groot	Groot: I am groot? Rocket Raccoon: What, humans? They don't understand anything because they never listen. Groot: I am groot.
	Groot: I am Groot? Rocket Raccoon: No, I don't know what the Timestream Entanglement is. Groot: I am Groot. Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, as soon as the brain trust builds the other gizmo, we'll all get to go back home.
	Rocket Raccoon: Groot! Groot: I am Groot. Rocket Raccoon: I know, how do we keep ending up in these situations?
Hawkeye	Rocket Raccoon: Hey Hawkeye, why you bring a bow and arrows to a gun fight? Hawkeye: Auto lock with your big guns all you want, little bro. It takes real marksmanship to knot, aim and release. ;)
Hela	Hela: What manner of creature are you? Rocket Raccoon: None of your business. Hela: When you enter my realm, I will know everything. Rocket Raccoon: I'm never coming anywhere near your flarkin'realm. You can count on that.
Human Torch	Human Torch: Anyone want a selfie with me? Rocket Raccoon: What's a 'selfie'? Human Torch: Taking a pic of yourself with your phone! Rocket Raccoon: What's a 'phone'?
	Rocket Raccoon: Grimm was right about you. If you were a star, you'd be a total Class M. Human Torch: Thanks! Wait… what’s that mean? Rocket Raccoon: Plenty hot on the surface, but not exactly the brightest… Human Torch: You're lucky I hate the smell of burning fur, buddy…
Iron Man	Rocket Raccoon: What have you done to your armor, Stark?! Didn't know you could make it any uglier! Iron Man: Gosh I have missed your cosmic wisdom and constructive criticism, Rocket. Rocket Raccoon: Flark you do, I know that Earther tone! Uhh what's it called… Iron Man: Manners?
Jeff the Land Shark	Yggsgard maps Jeff the Land Shark: MRRRAAARRR! Rocket Raccoon: Your name is Jeff? Okay, Jeff. Jeff the Land Shark: MRRRAAAARRR! Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, none of us like Loki. So let's go save Asgard, okay?
Luna Snow	Klyntar maps Luna Snow: You're not a symbiote. Rocket Raccoon: Not yet. Luna Snow: So how did you end up here? Rocket Raccoon: Long story. Mostly it's Quill's fault.
Mantis	Rocket Raccoon: Hey! What am I thinking? Mantis: That you need a bigger gun? Rocket Raccoon: Bingo! Where do I find one?
	Rocket Raccoon: Mantis, people keep calling me grumpy, am I grumpy? Mantis: Well… You ARE stretched thin lately. Rocket Raccoon: Hmmm… I DO miss the jailbreaks. I'll call Drax. You're a sweetheart, Mantis. Mantis: Glad to help--Wait-- what?
	Rocket Raccoon: Mantis, what's a 'raccoon'? Mantis: Oh, uhh, they are… the cutest animal on Earth! Rocket Raccoon: Really? Then how come everyone keep calling me a raccoon? I'm a badass! Mantis: You are cute AND badass.
	Rocket Raccoon: Mantis, Pete just put Klyntar on top of the list. How you holdin' up? Mantis: I can manage. Then we'll free everyone from the Collector's Themepark, yes? Rocket Raccoon: Fer what he did to ya? I'll MAKE that flarking Elder of the Universe regret even being born!
	Klyntar maps Mantis: Peter Quill says it's your fault the Milano crashed here. Rocket Raccoon: He said that!? I'm gonna — Mantis: I am kidding! Sometimes it is fun to wind you up, Rocket. Rocket Raccoon: (grumpy noise)
Peni Parker	Rocket Raccoon: That's some nice armor you got there, sweetheart. How much you want for it? Peni Parker: C'mon, Rocket. You know SP//dr isn't for sale. Rocket Raccoon: How 'bout just one arm? No? Aww, come on! You're killin' me, kid! Peni Parker: Not yet. But I'd be careful if I were you.
	Tokyo 2099 maps Rocket Raccoon: You live here? What's it like having the giant spiderweb over your head all the time? Peni Parker: It reminds me of my duty. Plus it's awesome! Rocket Raccoon: It would really get on my nerves.
Psylocke	Klyntar maps Psylocke: Have you come to slay the Great Snake in its den as well, little Yokai? Rocket Raccoon: Nah. I'm just here to blast some symbiotes into puddles of plasm! Psylocke: Perfect. You focus on the minions while I eliminate their king. Rocket Raccoon: Already better than any plan Quill ever had!
Spider-Man	Spider-Man: I was thinking. All Spider-People are connected to a Spider-Totem. Rocket Raccoon: Yeah? Spider-Man: Yeah. So I wonder if there are, like, Raccoon totems? Rocket Raccoon: Ha! My totem is a gun. Also, what's a raccoon?
Squirrel Girl	Squirrel Girl: I feel like we have something in common. Rocket Raccoon: A love of things that explode? Squirrel Girl: I meant excellent bushy tails! Rocket Raccoon: Yeah. I guess that too.
	Squirrel Girl: Hey, cool, uh, doodads and majiggies. Rocket Raccoon: Oh yeah, what's not to love? Squirrel Girl: And big fan of your cute little bushy tail! Rocket Raccoon: Don't make it weird.
	Empire of Eternal Night: Central Park Rocket Raccoon: So, you really talk to these little tree rats, huh? How's that goin' for ya? Squirrel Girl: Pretty good, actually. My squirrel friends have been gathering intel for our resistance movement. Rocket Raccoon: Yeah? How about the local raccoons? I bet they've been up to something awesome too, right? Squirrel Girl: No. They just eat the trash and steal our supplies. But maybe you can rally them to our cause!
Star-Lord	Star-Lord: Hey, Rocket! Rocket Raccoon: Quill, you got your ship? Cause if you do, let's get out of here. Star-Lord: But we're supposed to save the world! Rocket Raccoon: Ugh. Fine. We'll save the world.
	Star-Lord: This is not how I was expecting the day to play out. Rocket Raccoon: Never a dull moment for our crew, eh, Quill? Star-Lord: I just hope we can get this wrapped up soon. You know, I have plans. Rocket Raccoon: You… made a plan? Huh. Guess there's a first time for everything!
	Klyntar maps Rocket Raccoon: See the Milano? Star-Lord: Yeah, I see it. Rocket Raccoon: Right where you crashed it! Admit it! Star-Lord: I'm pretty sure this is a universe where you crashed it.
The Punisher	Rocket Raccoon: Hey, I like your firearms. Never thought I'd find someone with the same taste on this backward planet. The Punisher: Yeah? What you got in your trash can? Rocket Raccoon: Let's see… Ion turret, photon reaction chaingun, mini black hole The Punisher: War Journal entry: This world is officially sick, a talking raccoon's got better guns than me.
	The Punisher: You're a shooter. Like me. Rocket Raccoon: There's no shooter like me, buddy. The Punisher: Heh. Never figured I'd have something in common with a talking raccoon.
	Rocket Raccoon: Hey, I saw that turret thing you do. How much you want for it? The Punisher: Not for sale. Rocket Raccoon: What, are you kidding? Everything's for sale! The Punisher: Maybe for other people. Not for me.
The Thing	Rocket Raccoon: Are you actually made out of orange rocks? The Thing: So, uh, are you actually a raccoon? Rocket Raccoon: We're gonna fight. The Thing: What, maybe I shoulda said trash panda?
	Klyntar maps The Thing: Aww, man. This symbiote slime ain't never gonna wash offa my tootsies! Rocket Raccoon: Hey, at least it ain't caked into your fur, Grimm! The Thing: Ya know, for the first time ever, bein' bald as a stone don't seem so bad!
Thor	Rocket Raccoon: Hey. Thor. Lemme see the hammer. Thor: No. Rocket Raccoon: I just wanna see if it'll charge up my gun. C'mon. I'll give it back. Thor: No. Rocket Raccoon: Come on!
	Thor: How does a creature so small lift a weapon so large? Rocket Raccoon: Same as you, pal. I'm worthy. Wanna trade? Thor: Ha! Verily you must jest, rocketeer! Rocket Raccoon: Eh. It was worth a try.
Venom	Rocket Raccoon: A symbiote? Ugh. I hate these flarkin' things. Venom: We assure you, the feeling is mutual, rodent. But we must work together. Rocket Raccoon: Fine… but try not to drip any protoplasm on me. I just washed my fur!
Winter Soldier	Winter Soldier: You can't have my new arm, Rocket. Rocket Raccoon: I'll make it worth your while, Bucky. Go on. Name your price. Winter Soldier: One raccoon skin hat. Rocket Raccoon: Yikes. I mean, technically I ain't a raccoon… but somethin' tells me I shouldn't push my luck.