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| Black Panther
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Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda maps
- Human Torch: Oh, man. Look at all this stuff! Reed would love it out here!
- Black Panther: Your brother-in-law is always welcome in my empire. As are you.
- Human Torch: Thanks, T'Challa. But you know me. I'm as down to Earth as they come.
- Black Panther: I do know you, Johnny. But now I wonder if you truly know yourself…
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| Captain America
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- Captain America: I fought alongside another Human Torch, back during the war.
- Human Torch: Jim Hammond, right? Cool dude, but he was no Johnny Storm!
- Captain America: I guess I'm about to find out if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
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- Human Torch: So, who's the better Torch? Me or that guy from World War II?
- Captain America: Jim Hammond was the original, Johnny. But you've added a modern flare.
- Human Torch: Wait… did Captain America just make a joke?
- Captain America: Tony Stark isn't the only Avenger with a sense of humor, you know.
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Cloak & Dagger
Dagger
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- Dagger: We've been fighting crimes since we were teenagers.
- Human Torch: Hey, that's MY line.
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- Dagger: I'm used to being the brightest one in the room.
- Human Torch: According to Ben, you still are…
- Dagger: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you're a lot hotter than me.
- Human Torch: Thanks… but I'm pretty sure you've got me beat when it comes to "hotness" too!
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| Doctor Strange
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- Doctor Strange: You know, Johnny, you remind me of myself back in college.
- Human Torch: A superstar in the campus?
- Doctor Strange: No, burning through life too fast.
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| Emma Frost
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Hellfire Gala: Krakoa
- Human Torch: You wanted an A-Lister at your big party, Emma? Well, now you've got him!
- Emma Frost: Really? Do tell me when he arrives...
- Human Torch: I... was talking about me...
- Emma Frost: Poor boy. It must be hard to realize you're not nearly as hot as you think you are...
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| Groot
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- Human Torch: This might be a little awkward because of the fire thing, but —
- Groot: I am groot. <Don't worry about it.>
- Human Torch: I didn't catch that? Um, okay. So, no hard feelings if you get a little accidentally singed, okay?
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Hulk
Bruce Banner
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- Human Torch: Hey, Dr. Banner, what's a Gamma Door Portal?
- Bruce Banner: Gamma? …You mean a GREEN door?!!
- Human Torch: Yeah yeah. Reed's been working on it so hard as if… someone put that idea into his head…
- Bruce Banner: Make him STOP! No matter what!
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| Invisible Woman
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- Human Torch: Ready to rock, Sis?
- Invisible Woman: You know me, Johnny. When I'm needed, I'm there.
- Human Torch: Old Reliable.
- Invisible Woman: Don't make me hurt you.
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- Human Torch: Reed's probably got some special insight about Doom, right?
- Invisible Woman: Which Doom?
- Human Torch: …both?
- Invisible Woman: Can we just focus on what we're doing here?
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- Invisible Woman: I need you to promise me you'll show some restraint out there, Johnny.
- Human Torch: What's the problem, sis? Afraid to turn up the heat?
- Invisible Woman: Not at all. But in most realities, these are some of our closest allies.
- Human Torch: Fair point. Guess I'll set my flames to "bake" instead of "broil"…
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| Jeff the Land Shark
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- Human Torch: Well, aren't you the sweetest thing that ever crawled onto dry land?
- Jeff the Land Shark: MRRR! [panicked]
- Human Torch: Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Sorry, little buddy. Wasn't trying to dehydrate you. My bad!
- Jeff the Land Shark: Mrrr. [relieved]
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| Luna Snow
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- Human Torch: You know, they say fire and ice don't go together, but you and me --
- Luna Snow: Hold on. Are you actually hitting on me as the world ends around us?
- Human Torch: Depends. Would that be a bad thing?
- Luna Snow: Ask me again after we save reality, hotshot…
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| Mantis
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- Human Torch: Am I crazy, or are you totally checking me out, Mantis?
- Mantis: I apologize. Your soul burns so bright. Almost more intense than your flames.
- Human Torch: Wow. That is a pretty good pickup line! What are you doing after this…?
- Mantis: Saving the timeline from total collapse. Care to join me?
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| Mister Fantastic
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- Human Torch: You think you're a genius, but the smartest thing you ever did was marry my sister.
- Mister Fantastic: No argument here.
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- Human Torch: So… you've got a plan brewing in that big brain of yours, right, bro?
- Mister Fantastic: Actually, I'm formulating hundreds of potential stratagems at the moment, Johnny.
- Human Torch: Great! Haha… Umm… how many of those end up with us alive at the end?
- Mister Fantastic: … I'm not sure you want me to answer that.
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| Namor
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- Human Torch: So… you're trying to start another war with the surface world, huh? Hasn't that gotten old?
- Namor: As long as humanity defiles our planet and pollutes our waters, I shall rise up against it!
- Human Torch: I'm gonna have to stop you. You know that, right?
- Namor: You would not be the first Human Torch who tried. Nor the first who failed.
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| Psylocke
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- Psylocke: A burning man! You must be a Yokai!
- Human Torch: I'll be whatever you want, beautiful.
- Psylocke: When this conflict ends, I shall return you to the Hell that spawned you!
- Human Torch: That sounds like the worst first date ever…
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| Rocket Raccoon
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- Human Torch: Anyone want a selfie with me?
- Rocket Raccoon: What's a 'selfie'?
- Human Torch: Taking a pic of yourself with your phone!
- Rocket Raccoon: What's a 'phone'?
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- Rocket Raccoon: Grimm was right about you. If you were a star, you'd be a total Class M.
- Human Torch: Thanks! Wait… what’s that mean?
- Rocket Raccoon: Plenty hot on the surface, but not exactly the brightest…
- Human Torch: You're lucky I hate the smell of burning fur, buddy…
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| Spider-Man
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- Human Torch: Spider-Man! We're gonna make a great team.
- Spider-Man: We always do! Except don't try to be as funny as me. It just looks pitiful.
- Human Torch: Ha! Challenge accepted.
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- Spider-Man: Johnny, with your reckless charm and my acrobatic skills, we'll knock'em dead.
- Human Torch: You're making this sound like a double date, but I don't see any hotties.
- Spider-Man: Yes! We're gonna save the world a crack dumb jokes while we do it.
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Empire of Eternal Night maps
- Spider-Man: Glad you're around, Johnny. With everything so weird, it's good to see a friend.
- Human Torch: Likewise, Pete. Let's torch some vampires!
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Tokyo 2099 maps
- Human Torch: Spidey got his own high-tech metropolis? Where's my futuristic city?!
- Spider-Man: I'm sure you had one, pal. It just probably burned down. Immediately.
- Human Torch: I… can't even argue with that one…
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| Star-Lord
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- Human Torch: Dude! Those are some sick tunes you're blasting!
- Star-Lord: Wait, someone who appreciates the classics? Now that is what I call a hero!
- Human Torch: Tell you what… After this, I'll hook you up with my personal playlist.
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| Storm
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Empire of Eternal Night maps
- Storm: This city is teeming with Dracula's minions.
- Human Torch: Yeah, they suck. Literally. But now that you're here, the forecast is improving.
- Storm: My winds and your flames could prove quite the lethal combination.
- Human Torch: Now you're talking! Hope you like your vampires extra crispy!
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| The Thing
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- Human Torch: Ben! Man, am I glad to have you on our side.
- The Thing: Back atcha, Match Stick. Let's get busy.
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- The Thing: Stand back, hot stuff. Your ol' pal Benjy's got this covered!
- Human Torch: Good news! Ben's gonna punch the timestream into shape! Problem solved!
- The Thing: You know, kid, sometimes you really scorch my stones…
- Human Torch: And you wouldn't have it any other way, you big lug.
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Empire of Eternal Night: Midtown
- Human Torch: I'm sure Reed has some scientific explanation neither of us would fully understand.
- Human Torch: If the sun won't rise on it's own, Benjy-Boy, I'll just have to be the next best thing!
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| Thor
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Yggsgard maps
- Human Torch: You're the God of Thunder, right? Does Yggsgard need a God of Fire?
- Thor: The flames of Surtur are more than enough to warm this realm.
- Human Torch: Okay… how about a God of Awesomeness then?
- Thor: I fear that role is filled as well, my friend. You gaze upon him now.
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| Venom
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- Human Torch: Come on, seriously? Who invited Spidey's evil twin?
- Venom: Twin? We are better than Spider-Man in every way!
- Human Torch: Say that again and you'll get a face full of flames, ugly!
- Venom: We do not need to say it. We will prove it.
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| Wolverine
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- Human Torch: Better keep your distance, Logan. Wouldn't want your claws to get all melty.
- Wolverine: I can handle the heat, kid. Question is, can you?
- Human Torch: I have been going supernova since I was a teenager. I'm good, old man.
- Wolverine: Then turn off the yappin' and turn up the flames. We got work to do.
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